Song of the Day: 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' by Ituana

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After the internet exploded over the finale of "Big Little Lies," Damian decided to jump on the post-hype bandwagon. We both enjoyed it -- I've heard enough stories from my sister about the bitchiness and in-fighting among moms to know they nailed this good, and Reese Witherspoon's character was like Tracy Flick all grown up, which is to say perfect! -- but at the risk of being total sticks in the mud, Damian immediately figured out Plot Twist One and I figured out Plot Twist Two. (Was it really that hard to figure out the bad guy was the bad guy?) The music was a bit shoe-horned in -- and no kids in the history of the world have ever acted like these with their precocious love of Otis Redding, Janis Joplin and Jefferson Airplane -- but we both thought it was really well done. This one's a fun cover I had never heard before ...

Only Their Surgeon Knows for Sure

People are busting Nicole Kidman's chops for her newly filled face, so it seemed like the perfect opportunity to post yet another celebrity plastuc surgery gallery. Enjoy HERE!

The Ows

Not only was the bicycle-riding paparazzo who plowed down Nicole Kidman outside the Carlyle Hotel riding on the sidewalk, he was wearing earbuds. Sadly, it doesn't appear he was gravely injured. (PageSix)

Cops responded to the scene and took Carl Wu to the 19th Precinct headquarters for questioning

Zac Efron's Tighty Whities Star in 'The Paperboy'

I'm at work so can't play the sound of the trailer for "The Paperboy," the new film from Lee Daniels ("Precious") starring a tighty-whities-clad Zac Efron and a sexed-up Nicole Kidman. But based upon what I've seen, it's the greatest film of all time -- even taking into account the fact that Zac can't act his way out of a paper bag. Decide for yourself below.