Nancy Pelosi Says 'Morbidly Obese' Trump Shouldn't Take Hydroxychloroquine for Coronavirus

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So Sorry, I Said

‪I owe Nancy Pelosi a huge apology. She knew what she was doing all along timing-wise -- and totally gets why it must be done now, regardless of outcome. As you were, Madam Speaker ... ‬

On the Rag, Vol. 558

A weekly look at what's making news in the gay magazines:

DNA (Australia): Say hello to European fitness model Diego Sechi

HotSpots (South Florida): Get ready for Key West Pride

Out in Jersey: George Takei dreams big for America’s future

Metro Weekly (D.C.): Speaker Nancy Pelosi has deep, longstanding ties to the LGBTQ community. It's why passing the Equality Act is so important to her. 

Get Out!: Drew Schiff leads the wave

Between the Lines: 2019 Michigan Pride Parade and Rally at Capitol

Rage Monthly: The California rag celebrates 12 years of publication!

Georgia Voice: “Tales of the City” revisits gay San Francisco’s past

Dallas Voice: Jamming with Lisa Lisa, sans Cult Jam

QX (London): Meet Samantha Mumba

Lavender (Minnesota): A little more good in the world

Ambush (New Orleans): Meet Big Freedia

The Advocate: Colton Haynes isn't in Kansas anymore

In celebration of Stonewall's 50th anniversary, The Advocate revived its 1967 logo.

Page 1 Roundup (04/17)

The Daily News: Uber and Lyft continue rapid growth in NYC despite regulations

Judge rules incompetent, drug-addled EMT son of FDNY chief should lose his city job; final call rests with fire commissioner

Jeffrey Epstein accuser sues Alan Dershowitz as new sex trafficking victim reveals herself

So you're not a Nazi, you're just a fucking moron?

Chicago State’s Attorney Kim Foxx -- who supposedly recused herself from the Jussie Smollett case -- thought the ‘washed up celeb’ was overcharged in hate crime investigation

ICYMI: You don't have to be Catholic to observe Ass Wednesday

NBC News: White House officials concerned about being exposed by Mueller report

TPM: Federal judge says Barr stirring concern about Mueller report redactions

Vanity Fair: Turns out William Barr has a history of writing summaries that obscure the truth

Mother Jones: Elizabeth Warren raises the pressure on the military to take climate change seriously

The Real Deal: The deeply discounted mansion on my block has finally been sold!

New York Post: 'Spiritual lightning rod' atop iconic Notre Dame spire found in rubble

Martha Stewart brand sold for $215 million

Jessica Scatterson, bullied girl who killed herself, was ‘overwhelmed’ by social media: authorities

Hollywood Reporter: Steve Austin is worth a lot more than he was in the 1970s!

Forbes: French billionaires pledge $680 million to restore Notre Dame

The Washington Post: Pelosi warns there will be no U.S.-U.K. trade deal if Brexit harms the Irish peace accord

The New York Times: For Democrats, Ilhan Omar is a complicated figure to defend

In new effort to deter lawful migrants, Barr withholds bail to asylum seekers

The Wall Street Journal: Justice Department closes book on landmark Standard Oil breakup

Page 1 Roundup (03/12)

The Daily News: Brooklyn man has too many books in home of 46 years, says landlord who wants him out

Melania Trump body double conspiracy theory resurfaces following recent appearance alongside Crazy Donald

Instagram: Eric Decker has a thing for Wesley's wood 

Men's Health: Chris Hemsworth is so sexy he had to be on the front and back

HuffPost: In her defense, white men can't help themselves ...

Tennis: Marcos Giron may have lost in Indian Wells, but his face and ass won big with me

Tennis Smash: Big boy Jan-Lennard Struff pounds Alexander Zverev to advance to the fourth round in Indian Wells

Detroit Free-Press: New Lions WR Danny Amendola nearly died during NFL game

This is what we call in the business "comment gold"!

Instagram: Famed Wrecking Crew drummer Hal Blaine is dead at 90

Don’t be so sure, NYP

Paste: It would be more punk rock if EPIX’s new "Punk" docuseries didn’t exist

GQ: Witness Matthew McConaughey at his sun-baked, kitten-cuddling best

Us Weekly: Kathy Bates shows off her 60-pound weight loss

Washington Post Magazine: While I see what she means, I couldn't disagree with Nancy Pelosi more. And whether it's divisive or if he can be convicted are irrelevant to me -- Trump's high crimes and misdemeanors must be documented and seriously addressed, and this is the method our Constitution has set up for doing so

Trump has made 21 trips to his Mar-a-Lago resort since taking office, "costing well over $60 million and likely generating nearly $400,000 in revenue for the resort ... that he owns"

The New York Times: Now they're whining about Kirsten Gilligrand

She invented a board game with scientific integrity -- and it's taking off

Michelle Goldberg: The massage parlor owner and Trump's Mar-a-Lago: "We're jaded, but this should be a big scandal"

The Wall Street Journal: Smartphone addicts’ new tactic to break their habit: Buy a second phone

The Art of the Deal

This one’s for all you bitches who ever doubted her.

Hit him where it hurts ...

“What does Putin have on the President, politically, personally or financially? Why has the Trump Administration continued to discuss pulling the U.S. out of NATO, which would be a massive victory for Putin?”

Page 1 Roundup (01/01)

The Daily News: House Dems will omit border wall money from New Year's plan to reopen government

New York Post: Wannabe firefighter who failed physical test 3 times sues to get job anyway

The New York Times: Elizabeth Warren announces bid to unseat Donald Trump

Page 1 Roundup (12/12)

The Daily News: Pelosi and Schumer send Crazy Donald into the fetal position after Oval Office smackdown

NYC drops charges against mom whose baby was yanked out of her arms by cops

Tennis: Mary Carillo inducted into Sports Broadcasting Hall of Fame

Xtra: Blondie’s ‘Call Me’ launched my journey as a gay sexual outlaw

New York Post: Clearly Nancy Pelosi is our leader

The Florida man who allegedly shot his best friend so he could be together with the pal’s wife doubled over crying in court after he described the grisly murder

The New York Times: Michael Flynn asks for leniency in sentencing, suggests he didn’t know it was wrong to lie to the FBI(!)

Why is children’s masturbation such a secret?

Democrats introduce Trump to divided government

The Wall Street Journal: Think keeping up with your dog is tough? Try a pet tortoise