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He definitely could be a contender!

Thursday Ad Watch

Thank god "truth in advertising" laws aren't strictly enforced.

So help me -- if Chris Mazdzer even thinks of shaving his chest ...

Thursday Ad Watch

The top one is pandering so hard I just ripped holes in all my sheets so I need to replace them ...

And this one just, um, speaks for itself.

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Don't let anyone tell you state schools don't have their perks! 

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Yes, please.

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Oh, boy(s).

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Michael Dean is best viewed IN MOTION.

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Madison Avenue's attempt to drive us wild shows no sign of letting up, with me almost quitting my job to chase after the Vuori man, above ...

While Damian is busy trying to get sick so he can have a reason to track down this one ...

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Now I'm even more disappointed that my possible plans to move into a new apartment didn't work out.

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I don't approve of golf. But apparently I approve of men playing it.

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Dying to know exactly what kind of "performance" can be expected from this one ...

True Sons: Foam If You Want To

Move over, Just for Men. There's a better, more natural-looking way for guys to dye their hair! Visit True Sons to learn more HERE.

 

True Sons Launch from Allen Haveson on Vimeo.

An Introduction to Soap Dropping

Next time you're out "recruiting" men into the homosexual lifestyle, don't forget to bring up that it's GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT! 

Hawking Hunks

Damian and I have been marveling at Madison Avenue's stellar male casting lately. Geico's mustachioed Star Captain certainly caught my eye, and now I see the International House of Pancakes is selling mustache rides. Watch 'em both HERE.

Courting Seniors

From HERE.

Wow. I'd always hoped there'd be an advertisement featuring Billie Jean King's swollen feet ...

The Scruffization of Madison Avenue

Is it just me, or have ad men (and woman) really gotten the memo about using hot guys in advertising, even on the most benign of products? (For the record, I'm not complaining!)

Shop for Hawke & Co.'s Empire jacket HERE.

Friday Ad Watch

It's been awhile since I did one of these, but Madison Avenue has gotten so adept at using hot men to lure us into buying its wares, I figure I was overdo!

HIV has never looked so scruffy and sexy ...

Speaking of which: My true love, Howie Long, once did an AIDS awareness campaign all the way back in 1991. Now he's peddling WIDE sneakers, just like he used to hawk underwear and more.

Novak's a bit of a butterface -- who looks hot as hell in bikini briefs -- but his watch is pretty!

Novak Djokovic's Inner Child for Peugeot

Is Nole in the fast lane to his first Roland Garros crown?

Previously:

Fire and Ice

My friend Marc points out this rather unfortunate ad placement.

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That Facebook doesn't know me at all: This ad was a "suggested post."