Monday, February 23, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Titles for Alcaraz, Korda, Etcheverry and Pegula. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW


Red-hot Carlos Alcaraz defeated Arthur Fils 6-2, 6-1 in the Qatar final. The world No. 1 secured the victory in just 50 minutes, marking the shortest completed match of his career and extending his unbeaten start to the 2026 season to 12-0. And though he lost, kudos to Fils for coming back so strong after being away with an injury -- and to Jakub Mensik, who stunned Jannik Sinner in the quarters. Might the (latest) stranglehold on the major come to an end sooner than later? 


Harri Heliövaara and Henry Patten won the Qatar doubles title by defeating Julian Cash and Lloyd Glasspool 6–3, 6–3 in the final.


So happy I caught Tomas Etcheverry capture his first career title by beating Alejandro Tabilo 3-6, 7-6(3), 6-4 in the Rio Open final. Not only did he come back from a set and a break down, he also had to finish his epic semifinal beforehand -- versus hot-Czech-I'd-never-heard-of Vit Kopriva, winning four of five sets in one day!


I mean ... LOOK at this man!


In the 2026 Rio men's doubles final, 42-year-old Marcelo Melo teamed up with 19-year-old João Fonseca to win the title, defeating Constantin Frantzen and Robin Haase 4–6, 6–3, [10–8]. And then some bald guy presented the trophy. 


Back in the U.S., perennially injured Sebastian Korda stayed fit long enough to defeat Tommy Paul 6-4, 6-3 to win the Delray Beach Open championship. 


Tommy's best days seem to be behind him, but not in the Looks Department. 


Sebastian Korda handled this rather deftly! 


Austin Krajicek and Nikola Mektić won the men's doubles title in Delray Beach, knocking out the American pair Benjamin Kittay and Ryan Seggerman in a closely contested final, 6–7, 6–3, [11–9]


On the women's side: Jessica Pegula easily dismissed Elina Svitolina 6–2, 6–4 to capture the title in Dubai. 


This victory marked Pegula's 10th career WTA singles crown and her fourth at the WTA 1000 level. The win was particularly significant as it ended a streak of seven consecutive semifinal appearances without a title for the world No. 5. 

Elsewhere around the net:


Kenneth's Choice: Jose Juarez Caro reminds me why I still haven't gotten over THIS!


Jay Friend and Colton Smith are all growned up

Nicolas Moreno de Alboran cleans up 


Manuel Guinard is what we call le sexe à la plage


Watch Andrea Pellegrino change his shirt in Buenos Aires HERE


Pedro Martinez knows how to get new subscribers 


28-year-old Guido Justo claimed his maiden ATP Challenger title by beating fellow Argentine Lautaro Midon in a three-set battle in Tigre


A trophy is the least they can give Antoine Escoffier


With his victory over Alexander Blocx in Lille, Luca Vanassche became the first player to claim five ATP Challenger 125 titles since the category was introduced in 2019


Borna Gojo captured his first ATP Challenger title since 2024 with a 6-1, 6-4 victory over Alexis Galarneau in Metepec. Now if he could just figure out his hair situation.

Mariano Kestelboim and Juan Carlos Prado Angelo are victorious at the Challenger in Buenos Aires 


I'll have what Adam Lownsbrough is having



I told you he was a STUD


Do the censors know about Tommy Paul's flesh act airing on the Tennis Channel? 


Watch HERE


Lucas Miedler's ass isn't getting any smaller 


And his face any less stunning 





It's always a party when the Darderi brothers are around 


Hey, Luca: Who's your friend on the right? 


Grigor Dimitrov and Daniel Altmaier touch down in Acapulco


My Polish husband has a slutty new friend


Broccoli-ed Jérôme Kym


Carlos Taberner could probably get me to go to a basketball game, too




Does XL Orlando Luz feature his friend on OnlyFans? 


Joao Fonseca's hair was working in Rio 





I'm not gonna lie: Jonesy and Toby Martin are a porn fantasy of mine


Albano Olivetti knows how to pick 'em 


David Vegas Hernandez is large and in charge 




Xerjoff king Fede Coria


J.J. Watt is such a good Catholic boy 


Come-hither Andy Mies 


Gym bunny Maxence Broville 




Tennis shark Marcos Giron 


Marton Fucsovics's flex appeal 


Ever-so-chic Stefanos Tsitsipas


College boys: I never followed my school's teams, so was surprised to see ASU actually has a decent tennis squad 


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