Sunday, September 28, 2025

Weekend Tennis Roundup


We're still waiting for winners in Beijing and Tokyo, but the ATP beef can't wait BELOW.


A look inside Fabio Fognini's underwear drawer HERE.


Will update this when the tournaments are over, but didn't want to let the meat go bad in the meantime ...




Every inch of him ...


Not even Tomas Machac 


could escape the "Aussie mullet" 


Gotta give Ugo Humbert in the booty department


Lorenzo Musetti is delectable from all angles 



How do I get to manhandle Manuel Guinard?


Roman Burruchaga claims his first trophy in his native Argentina with a 7-6(4), 6-3 victory over countryman Alex Barrena at the Buenos Aires Challenger


Sexpot Alex Rybakov reached his first Challenger final


This guy is showing remarkable restraint lol



Elmar Ejupovic is pumped!


Humbert's team looks like an all-you-can-eat buffet 



Ever-stylish Quentin Halys



My heart belongs to Mariano Kestelboim


Oktoberfest with Kevin Krawietz & Ko.






Face (and chest) time with Franco Agamenone


Alexis Galarneau and Quentin Guichard



Ooh la la! 


Cam Norrie puts it all out there 


I'm slightly fixated on Pepe Demi 





Can you fault me? 


Luca Nardi alert! Anyone know how to crop a chick out of a pic?


Every week seems like a good one for Matt Summers and Coach Sam Hutt


No bad hairdo can distract from Borna Gojo's crystal blues


Eliot Spizzirri picked up a second Challenger trophy in China 


Next stop: Istanbul? 


A reminder that I'm not inordinately obsessed with Andrea Vavassori 


Doctor! Doctor!




J.J. Wolf's apple didn't fall far from birthday dad's tree


Mick Assaf charged with driving while shirtless 


Lorenzo Musetti apologizes for saying this: "They're always coughing those damn Chinese, they keep coughing, fuck ... they cough every three minutes" followed by a mock cough of his own.


Benoit Paire for CK


Four Hunks and Panda, starring Tallon Griekspoor, Seb Pisano, Bart Stevens and Max Oosting


Hubert Hurkacz is taking the rest of the year off 


Josh Paris is selfie-assured


These two ...


The brothers Harrison 



Fashionable Grigor Dimitrov 



Matt Ebden recognized at home 


I'll bet these women ate Matteo alive 


Aleksandar Vukic made a great run to the quarters in Tokyo 



Julian Cash gives me what I want 


Newlywed Fucsovics in Tokyo 


Jailbait Justin Engel


Manspread lunes: Facundo Diaz Acosta


Laser-focused David Jorda Sanchis


Who's your hunky friend, Borna? 


Matteo Arnaldi bulking up for the wedding? 


Marcelo Demoliner has exclusively hot friends 









Pedro Martinez: Woof 



Nikola Mektic with fellow (212) fave Damir Dzumhhur


The animated Skupskis et al.


Is he Luciano Darderi's secret weapon? 


Ready! 


Julian Cash with Luke Hammond


Big boy Federico Bove




Luca looks better in real life


Who "wore" it best? Rafael Nadal


Marat Safin


Andy Murray


... or Marcos Giron, who I need to see in his underwear before I die.







Congrats to FAA!


Goin' to a Go-Jo


37 candles for Juan Martin del Potro


Hubba-hubba: Luciano Tacchi has a hot friend!


All three are f**kable


The always-shy Robert Cardenas 


Fashion victims Jack and Ben Draper


You're in danger, gurl 




Broville's boy toy Fabien Reboul


And last but not least: Feast your eye on Tobe Simon

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