'I Really Miss the City, and There's Nowhere Here to Cry About It in Public'

I have a recurring dream (aka nightmare) where I've moved away from New York -- usually to "finish" my college degree (that I already have).

 So this StreetEasy ad campaign I saw on the 1 train en route to work this afternoon really touched a nerve -- to say nothing of my funny bone!

This one's my favorite! ☝