Remains of the Day (08/14)

IG: Gay former "Jeopardy!" champ posts thirst trap

The Caftan Chronicles: Armistead Maupin has written the hell out of "Tales Of the City" and now just wants to chill

People: RFK Jr.'s hot son is getting married

NYP: California mom mauled to death by dogs after neighbors complained about 25 Great Danes running loose

Ass Wednesday: Pull up to the bumper, baby (thicc edition)

Page Six: Congrats to Martina Navratilova and wife Julia Lemigova, who just adopted two young boys

CBS News: Her parents must be so proud

Woman's World: Bangles guitarist/vocalist Vicki Peterson talks '80s music and new project

The Randy Report: This fun-looking "Mid-Century Modern" show with Matt Bomer, Nathan Lane and Linda Lavin is actually happening!

Axios: Instagram left up racist, sexist attacks on women lawmakers, study says

KNWA: Does he wanna "shoot" at me? Huh-huh.

GCN: American Airlines mistakenly puts lesbian on no-fly list for "sexual relations" with a man

WSJ: A rare win for Asia’s LGBT community started with a health insurance mix-up

IG: Remembering Danceteria, which epitomized NYC's new wave scene of the '80s

PinkNews: "Emmerdale" stars Max Parker and Kris Mochrie set wedding date

Hot Cat of the Day: Has Carrie Bradshaw made kitties a must-have accessory? 

Panic struck when the it looked like the famed Village Vanguard might be calling it a day. But it turns out it's just a sign malfunction.

Read HERE.

Jay McInerney's "Bright Lights, Big City" and Bret Easton Ellis's "Less Than Zero" were my absolute favorite books in high school. (Unsurprisingly, both were disastrous films in part because of the horrible castings of Michael J. Fox and Andrew McCarthy.) Where the hell did 40 years go?! 

I don't think I've ever been more envious of another person in my life! 

I'm in the "don't know" category. But I certainly would have noticed if these boys were roaming the streets of Manhattan nonetheless!