Weekend Tennis Roundup

With tennis largely on pause, this week is almost nothing but gratuitous ATP beef. See for yourself BELOW.

Put me in, Coach!

I didn't pay much attention to this World Tennis League nonsense -- and I am gearing up to ignore the United Cup -- but Robert Lindstedt sure caught my eye! 

Practice for perfect Aussie doubles specialist Matt Ebden

Where do I sign up to sit on Matt's lap? 

I'd sure like to know more about this Hugo Gaston situation 

Tommy Paul et al.

Alex Rybakov

Squats with Tommy Paul 

Nicolas Moreno hits the gym

Nicolas and Alejandro Turriziani

I recommended Blondie 

Miles Bugby and friend

Sexy Santa in the making 

Frenchman Arthur Cazaux in action 

Borna Coric 

Enzo Couacaud sandwich

Karen Khachanov and Grigor Dimitrov

Cooling the hot Russian down 

Stijn Pel 

Marcel Granollers: How do you say "that body doesn't just happen" in Spanish? 

How do I get Toby Martin to "tutor" me?

Fabien Reboul 

With his cute brother (nephew)? 

Benjamin Mitchell and friend

I could probably watch Borna Gojo do this all day

Or practice 

Sasha Solonin and Joseph Baena

Ditto for Cristian Garin 

Casper Ruud

Oliver Marach and the boys

Oliver is daddy 

Cooldown period

Damir Dzumhur and Karen Khachanov 

Fashionable Grigor 

Stefanos, Grigor, Aryna and Paula 

Holger Rune 

Karen plays up his Armenian roots! 

Franco Herrero gets the boys ready ...

 for Down Under

Poland's finest: Hubert Hurkacz and Iga Swiatek

Casper and Hubert 

Diego in the grass

J.J. Watt and his THORLO socks

Snacktime with Andy Mies 

Andrea Vavassori and Giacomo Astrua

Andre & Co.

Yannick puts the "mann" in Hanfmann

Andrea Pellegro 

Marcos Giron's horse power 

Robert Farah is retired but still thirsty 

Practice time with Sinner and Alcaraz 

A night at the theater with Tomas Machac

Are they asking Tomas about his short shorts? 

Matteo Arnaldi got my attention right away 

Flexible Jan-Lennard Struff

Off to Hong Kong 

Dan Added is quite the showman! 

Hendrik Jebens

Cristian Garin and Vasek Pospisil on Fisher Island 

James Duckworth can't keep his hands off lucky Johnny Millman

You're in luck: Alexis Galarneau comes prepared

Robert Cardenas at sea

Nice to see Filip Krajinovic again 

And here's fellow sexpot Billy Harris

Casper Ruud goes nuts

Rubin Statham

J.J. Wolf and Tommy Paul 

The Gabor sisters have nothing on these three: 

Mate Valkusz looks equally good from behind

Peter Fajta

Marton Fucsovics

Pretty boy Alex Erler

Former blond goddess Casper turns 25

Corentin Moutet's C-cups

And who's his hot friend? 

Damir on the town 

And by the pool 

Yes, Juan. We see you. 

Bart Stevens 

Sasha flaunts it

Santiago Franchini and Lucho Carraro at Campo Argentino de Polo

Way to go, Storm Sanders! 

How do I get to hug Jack Draper like this? 

Not even Marcos's huge ass could keep Brandon Holt down

Adam Jones and his family 

Woof 

MAGA four-eyes

Jack Draper 

Lots of photos from Jonny O'Mara's big day

Lorenzo Musetti contemplating why he didn't pull out 

So he doesn't wind up like Nico Jarry 

Hypocrite? Sam Groth is big yet doesn't like big government

Dominic Thiem 

David O'Hare and James McGee at the annual Irish Davis Cup reunion 

I can see why Borna Gojo remembers this day fondly 

I think we see what the problem with Benoit Paire's diet is ...

Karel Novacek is here to remind the kids that tennis players have always been hot

Karolina Pliskova may not have ever won a major. But her model boyfriend wears shiny dress shirts, so who is really coming out on top? 

Oh, Frances

Janko Tipsarevic

Xmas with the Murrays

And last but not least ...