Thursday, June 25, 2015

Bryce Harper's Got Flex Appeal

I'm not too keen on the face -- he's like a cross between Beavis and Butt-head -- but Bryce Harper's definitely got the bod, as demonstrated in his UnderArmour boxerjock ad campaign

Harper will join French Open champ Stan Wawrinka as nude models in ESPN's next Body issue, to which I say nobody better lay a finger on my butterface!


Steve said...

Have you forgotten he is an anti-equality hate mongering Mormon.

Larry said...

Has he said he's anti-equality? Because I've not heard that. Yes, many Mormons are, but most Mormons don't pose in their boxers either. I'm just curious.

Anonymous said...

Anti-Equality? Where does that accusation come from? Seriously, please source this. His mother is Mormon but it doesn't appear that he's devout, what with the tattoos, posing nude, etc.