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Anderson Who? After disappearing from the broadcasting landscape for a few years, onetime "World News Now" hottie David Muir has been signed to become anchor of "World News Saturday" and co-anchor of "Primetime." Working the wacky hours I do, I've fallen asleep with David many a night. It's good to see he's back. (MediaBistro)

She Can't Handle the Truth! Did you catch this Sunday's Modern Love in The Times? It's an excerpt from the forthcoming fag-hag diaries, "Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys," about a girl who is convinced a gay guy she seduced is her soulmate, but you can't help but wonder what kind of editorial judgment went into the cartoon of the star-crossed lovers whose thought bubbles both reveal a secret lust for a young Tom Cruise. (NYT)

K-Dub: Guess who's having the Best.Gay.Week.Ever? (AfterElton)

Me! Me! Me! Let's see, this stupid bitch named Sara Wheeler decides she's no longer a lesbian so she wants the courts to undo all of the rights that she thought she was entitled to when she "was" a lesbian. I'm not sure she's broken any laws, but given the fact that she lives in Georgia do you think capital punishment is an option for this one? (AP)

Move Over, Fabio: Harlequin, the world's biggest publisher of romance novels, inspected the assets of about 200 men who lined up at a Toronto casting house on Saturday to prove they could flutter readers' hearts better than professional models. "We want real men ... exactly what you think in your mind when you're fantasizing or imagining that ideal man," said spokeswoman Marleah Stout. You mean "real" men don't walk around with long frosted locks and spray-on tans? (Reuters)

Houston BBQ: Another one of those crimes that just makes you lose faith in humanity: a 19-year-old Texas A&M University student was killed by her ex-boyfriend, who then dismembered and burned her body on a patio grill, authorities said Saturday. Investigators say Timothy Wayne Shepherd, 27, confessed Wednesday to strangling Tynesha Stewart because he was angry she had begun a new relationship. Shepherd, who is charged with murder, is being held on $250,000 bond. (AP)

Jesse Metcalfe Dries Up: If this is what rehab does for you, sign me up. (Dlisted)

The Corner of Death and Doom: Perhaps this isn't the best place for youngsters to hang out. (AP)

Death Becomes Him: Another bizarre twist in the Duke lacrosse rape saga. (AP)

Happy Ending: So a new study shows that paralyzed men can have children. It's like I always say, there's nothing a good hand-job can't cure. (AP)

The Greatest Benefit: A glitzy gala to raise money for Parkinson's research was held Saturday night in Phoenix. Sharon Stone Donald Trump, Steve Nash, John Elway, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Doug Flutie, Michael Irvin, Vince Young and Kurt Warner were among the guests at Celebrity Fight Night, which has raised more than $38 million since its inception in 1994, with much of the money going to the Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center at Barrow Neurological Institute. Diana Ross looked fabulous escorting in The Greatest on the red carpet. Let's just hope The Boss didn't head off to that Blockbuster in Tucson after the party. (AP)

Courting a Lawsuit: The Largo, Fla., city commissioners who voted to fire its city manager who is seeking a sex-change operation, Steve Stanton, after his announcement that he planned to transition, had this to say about their decision: "You have to believe us, you have to trust us, it is not about transgenderism." I don't believe you. I don't trust you. I can't wait till you get your ass dragged into court. (AP)