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Sacked: FSU star linebacker accused of sexual assault, sent home from Orange Bowl / Linebacker A.J Nicholson led Florida State this season with 100 tackles, but no one's saying if that number includes when he pinned this 19-year-old girl. (AP)

Short on Truth: Midget 'Bias' Turns A Tall Tale / Like I always say: There's nothing worse than a lying midget. (NY Post)

No Happy Ending: Chelsea 'Gay Slay' Fire Victim ID'd as Israeli 'Massage' Therapist / The people that you meet when you're walking down the street. (NY Post)

Dial 'D' for Duh: Cops: Woman didn't eat phone voluntarily / Thank goodness we have our men in uniform to get to the bottom of these tricky investigations. (Chicago Tribune)