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— "Laguna Beach" Kristin dated Stephen, Brody Jenner and Matt Leinart? I hate this chick ... (SeattleTimes via Trent)

— Keep it in your pants, will ya? When a lover issues sexual ultimatums (via MSNBC)

— Another winning Republican candidate: 'Africans Will Have Sex With Anything With a Pulse' (ConnectionNewspapers via AmericaBlog)

— If the Democrats had done to Harriet Miers what the psycho right-wing did, the world would stop spinning (via NYT)

— Sulu's a fag! (via AP)