Friday, December 21, 2007


Usually when I see pictures of movie premieres and parties littered with celebrities I think, "Wow! I would have loved to have gone to that." So when I came upon WireImage's gallery from this week's screening of "Cassandra's Dream" -- the new film by my favorite director, Woody Allen--- and saw my favorite singer, Debbie Harry, was among the people listed as attendees, I was quickly growing green with envy. So why do all of the attendees look like they're lining up for the firing squad? I guess Woody really sets the mood wherever he goes -- but Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor as brothers? I'll still race out to see it. He may not make good movies anymore, but he's still my Woody! Have a look:

Woody and Soon-Yi Previn are beginning to look like each other. Debbie Harry's wig can't even distract me from wanting to punch that look off of Miss Guy's face
Colin Farrell, Rosie Perez and Maxwell look for the emergency exit
No Restasis necessary: The way Janine Turner looks these days has me producing more than enough of my own tears. Even the "always chipper" Carson Kressley doesn't know what to make of this funeral

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Woody Allen is your FAVORITE director? Man, to each his own, but this is a rough one to swallow! Just when I was coming to grips with your inexplicable fixation on tennis players, wow. Woody Allen? a faithful reader, I'm going to have to take this one on faith.

Does anyone outside of Midtown Manhattan ever even go to see a Woody Allen movie anymore?

"Sleeper" was amusing. But after that...shudder! And his persona, the whining NY Jew. Never very appealing on his best day.

But I'll stick with you, Kenneth.