Page 1 Roundup (03/12)

The Daily News: Brooklyn man has too many books in home of 46 years, says landlord who wants him out

Melania Trump body double conspiracy theory resurfaces following recent appearance alongside Crazy Donald

Instagram: Eric Decker has a thing for Wesley's wood 

Men's Health: Chris Hemsworth is so sexy he had to be on the front and back

HuffPost: In her defense, white men can't help themselves ...

Tennis: Marcos Giron may have lost in Indian Wells, but his face and ass won big with me

Tennis Smash: Big boy Jan-Lennard Struff pounds Alexander Zverev to advance to the fourth round in Indian Wells

Detroit Free-Press: New Lions WR Danny Amendola nearly died during NFL game

This is what we call in the business "comment gold"!

Instagram: Famed Wrecking Crew drummer Hal Blaine is dead at 90

Don’t be so sure, NYP

Paste: It would be more punk rock if EPIX’s new "Punk" docuseries didn’t exist

GQ: Witness Matthew McConaughey at his sun-baked, kitten-cuddling best

Us Weekly: Kathy Bates shows off her 60-pound weight loss

Washington Post Magazine: While I see what she means, I couldn't disagree with Nancy Pelosi more. And whether it's divisive or if he can be convicted are irrelevant to me -- Trump's high crimes and misdemeanors must be documented and seriously addressed, and this is the method our Constitution has set up for doing so

Trump has made 21 trips to his Mar-a-Lago resort since taking office, "costing well over $60 million and likely generating nearly $400,000 in revenue for the resort ... that he owns"

The New York Times: Now they're whining about Kirsten Gilligrand

She invented a board game with scientific integrity -- and it's taking off

Michelle Goldberg: The massage parlor owner and Trump's Mar-a-Lago: "We're jaded, but this should be a big scandal"

The Wall Street Journal: Smartphone addicts’ new tactic to break their habit: Buy a second phone

Page 1 Roundup (01/18)

The Daily News: El Chapo mistress flips on him in court, exposes secrets of his naked escape through Mexican sewer as wife listens

Customer donations expected to save Upper West Side used book store

Instagram: Behold Danny Amendola in white pants with a white jockstrap -- and a mustache

Buzzfeed: Trump Directed His Attorney Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress About The Moscow Tower Project

New York Post: And you thought he couldn’t get any more embarrassing!

Politico: DeVos in wheelchair after breaking her pelvis and hip socket in bicycle mishap(!)

The New York Times: 3 officers acquitted of covering up for colleague in Laquan McDonald killing

Toddler hits back at Pelosi, upending her trip to visit U.S. troops

The Wall Street Journal: Oreo competitor makes federal case out of 'cutthroat' cookie rivalry 

Song of the Day: 'Smooth Operator' by Sade

A big kudos to Adam Rippon for figuring out a way to GET NAKED in a locker room with football stud Danny Amendola!

Page 1 Roundup (03/27)

The Daily News: 37 state attorneys general demand answers from Facebook over data misuse as feds probe ‘unfair acts’

Maryland high school shooter died by shooting himself in the head, not by armed school resource officer

The Associated Press: White House lawyers probing $500M worth of loans tied to Jared Kushner's family firm

New York Post: Making Crazy Donald’s buddy pay

Leaving the Patriots cost hunky Danny Amendola a swimsuit model

The New York Times: After Stormy Daniels, Republicans face a referendum on Trump’s conduct

Linda Brown, who put the 'Brown' in the historic 1954 lawsuit Brown v. Board of Education that ended school segregation, dies at 76

Why Chris Evans -- the linchpin of Marvel’s 'Avengers' movies and walking image of American fortitude -- is giving it all up to play a villain on Broadway (and learn to tap dance)

AARP: Majority of LGBT adults concerned about social support and discrimination in long-term care

Towleroad: Even crackpot GOP Senator Joni Ernst thinks trans people should be allowed to serve in the military

The Washington Post: Crazy Donald's administration is adding a citizenship question to the census -- here’s why that’s bad for Democrats

Talking Points Memo: Stormy Daniels sues Trump lawyer Michael Cohen for defamation

Mother Jones: Republicans declare war on the courts after rulings that threaten their majorities

The Wall Street Journal: For opening day, baseball is racing to perfect ... the infield dirt

Page 1 Roundup (01/22)

The Daily News: Democrats and Republicans finally agree on something: the government shutdown is Donald's fault

Woman jailed for backing out of suicide pact (seriously)

Nick Nolte spills beans on love life and co-stars in upcoming memoir

New York Post: Handsome Donald supporter wins football game

Patriots receiver straddled by model girlfriend after win / He looks sexier playing cops and robbers with Julian Edelman

The New York Times: Petulant child doesn't know what he wants

Captains Daniel Hall and Vincent Franchino, both active-duty Apache helicopter pilots, were married at West Point

The Washington Post: Donald's 24-year-old drug policy appointee was fired by law firm, lied on resume

The Wall Street Journal: Outsiders are busting open the clubby world of baseball writers who cast votes for Cooperstown; ‘why are people not seeing the truth?’

Danny Amendola Scores on Cover of Men's Health

Danny Amendola lands on the cover of Men's Health. (Remember when he played a shirtless cop alongside hunky teammate Julian Edelman?)

Looking even dreamier inside ...

Touchdown!

Peanut butter sandwiches never looked so tasty ...

Eric Decker makes the NFL look good on the alt-cover ...

Danny and Eric are perhaps the only men in the world better looking than J.J. Watt ...

although I wouldn't kick him out of bed for fumbling. Read HERE.

Meanwhile, Patrick Dempsey spills his guts in the new People. Read HERE.

As does Bruce Springsteen in Vanity Fair, promoting his new memoir. Read HERE.

Danny Amendola Shoots All Over Julian Edelman

The sexual tension between these Patriots teammates is palpable. Watch it boil over HERE.

Danny Amendola and Julian Edelman Are Boston Cops Who Enjoy Shirtless Ping-Pong

I still haven't decided who to marry, but I'd f**k both Danny Amendola and Julian Edelman. 

I'm not sure why the wide receivers for the New England Patriots decided to film this parody of "Cops," but all I can say thank the good Lord they did.

More HERE.



They definitely picked the correct homoerotic song for it all ...

Which is More Impressive?

Danny Amendola's 29-yard catch on Sunday -- or the sight of him in the locker room after the game? I think we all know the answer to THAT.

This guy has an ass FOR DAYS.