Manspread Monday

 

Suffice to say I was experiencing a bit of sensory overload when Eric Decker posted this story on Instagram over the weekend. More BELOW.

Eric Decker: 'I Aim to Please When I Shoot My Shot'

I've got a bunch of stills from Eric Decker's latest video that makes its wood-chopping predecessor look like a Bible study class. But you probably just need to watch it BELOW.

Eric Decker: 'I Take My Wood Very Seriously'

 

You definitely need to watch the former football star take matters into his own hands BELOW.

Remains of the Day (08/27)

ESPN: Sex bomb Eric Decker announces abrupt retirement after signing with Patriots earlier this month

Dlisted: This is how you know Britney idolizes Madonna

Greg in Hollywood: When Kristy McNichol won her second Emmy for "Family"

Towleroad: Hunky ABC reporter Karl Schmid talks about being HIV-positive and undetectable: "The stigma is real -- and unnecessary"

Boy Culture: Wait, when did Colton Haynes become an off-duty drag queen?

Baseline: Serena Williams admits she never told the French Tennis Federation that her catsuit was for "health" reasons  

GQ: Someone should be fired for this decidedly unsexy Chris Hemsworth shoot

Daily Intel: Trump threatens to kill Nafta after U.S., Mexico reach preliminary trade deal

Democracy Now: What the media leaves out of John McCain’s record of misogyny and militarism

ACLU: Florida court affirms dignity for transgender people, even in prison

The Daily News: Did John Goodman just say Roseanne will be dead on "The Conners"?

The New York Times: Joe Arpaio is in last place in Arizona’s Senate primary, a sign of how the state is changing

People: Tim Conway reportedly suffering from dementia, daughter and wife in fight over medical care

The Randy Report: I really think Cynthia Nixon should have run for Congress or waited for the next mayoral election, because you don't "reward" a sitting governor for doing everything the LGBTQ community wanted by kicking him to curb the second a lukewarm bisexual decides to run

Jeremiah's Vanishing New York: Antoni Porowski, the avocado enthusiast on "Queer Eye," is planning his first restaurant, the fast-casual Village Den.

The Hollywood Reporter: Asia Argento fired from "X Factor Italy"(!) following sexual-assault allegations

The WoW Report: 9-year-old Denver boy commits suicide after coming out to his classmates

OMG Blog: Tattooed "Ex on the Beach" cast member Zach Tull exposes himself

From @weeklywhiskers: “I’m ready to roll” #catsofinstagram

A post shared by Cats of Instagram (@cats_of_instagram) on Aug 26, 2018 at 5:48pm PDT

Hot Cat of the Day: He's a cool rider!

Page 1 Roundup (04/03)

The Daily News: Four days after President Trump was caught on tape boasting about grabbing women “by the p---y,” the high-profile head of the NYPD’s sex crimes division donated $500 to his campaign committee

More vile behavior by high-profile Republicans 

Eric Decker's sperm strikes again

New York Post: Cuomo boosts oversight of city’s embattled housing agency

Moms of family who drove off cliff have dark history of abuse

'Millionaire Matchmaker' contestant accused of running a 'house of horrors' where he’d rape women

Page Six: Is Anna Wintour out at Vogue?

The Dagger: Villa Nova guard Donte DiVincenzo's NCAA 'most outstanding performance' shines light on racist and homophobic Twitter history

The New York Times: Looming China trade action divides industry and roils markets

Markets that climbed the Trump bump are tumbling down from it

Towleroad: Grindr is sharing your HIV status with other companies

Talking Points Memo: Now Roger Stone says he was just 'messing' with Nunberg when he said he dined with Julian Assange

Mother Jones: A major Trump donor has a crazy story to tell about how the Qataris hacked his email

The Washington Post: From Stanford to Harvard, this teen applied to 20 colleges -- and got full rides to all of them

Hostility from Crazy Donald, criticism from Capitol Hill threaten to weaken the tech industry

The Wall Street Journal: You weren’t born in 1905? Why people lie to Facebook

Father of Genetics

Oh, my! Eric Decker's Instagram is giving me daddy issues!

Southpaw Eric Decker Signs with Titans

I'll miss his being in New York, but our affair never panned out anyway. Still wonder if the hunky wide receiver does everything with his left hand.

Eric Decker Is Fit to Be Tied (Up)

God bless this man for keeping Eric Decker's body looking like this.

Hot Piece of Glass

This probably isn't as safe as an apple pie, is it?

Eric Decker Is Feeling 'Kittenish'

More of the Jets star modeling the Deck'd Collection HERE.

Eric Decker Is the Gift That Keeps Giving

The Jets wide receiver has been out of the game with an injured shoulder since mid-October, which means he's got lots of time to keep giving back to his fans. (I'm starting to see where Freud came up with that gross Oedipus complex.) 

I could go for some "Deckering" ...

Mrs. Claus aka @JessieJDecker helping me get into character to spread some serious #JoyWorthGiving @JCPenney #ad https://t.co/0bV4MA6MDx pic.twitter.com/hXYTWVD1v9

— Eric Decker (@EricDecker87) December 2, 2016

A Fashion Shark in Jets Clothing

Here are a few shots from Jets hunk Eric Decker's latest fashion endorsement -- even sexier than his Superdry look.

Mr. Mag reports:

Menswear design house Vince Camuto has teamed up with Eric Decker, a wide receiver for the New York Jets, for a four-part series of short films entitled “Vince Camuto X Eric Decker: Eternal Style” that will launch throughout the holiday season. The web series features Decker – whom the company calls “a true embodiment of the Vince Camuto Man” — sharing his perspective on style, scent, holiday and confidence. 

Eric Idol

He'd better have bodyguards in Jersey looking THIS GOOD!

Eric Decker for SuperDry

I kinda prefer the Jets wide receiver from behind, but his new ad campaign is super hot, too. See HERE.

Page 1 Roundup (09/09)

The Post knows what it's doing -- nailing it with this sPECtacular Tebow cover! (He looks AWFULLY GOOD playing ball, too.)

Get out your lube -- Eric Decker reacts to Tim Tebow's latest career move. Read HERE.

Long lost iconic flag raised on 9/11 reemerges, finds place of honor in lower Manhattan museum / Read HERE.

Tim Tebow Will Attempt Another Comeback, This Time in Baseball / Read HERE.

Nice Trash Can! Let’s See What the Bears Think / Read HERE.

Danny Amendola Scores on Cover of Men's Health

Danny Amendola lands on the cover of Men's Health. (Remember when he played a shirtless cop alongside hunky teammate Julian Edelman?)

Looking even dreamier inside ...

Touchdown!

Peanut butter sandwiches never looked so tasty ...

Eric Decker makes the NFL look good on the alt-cover ...

Danny and Eric are perhaps the only men in the world better looking than J.J. Watt ...

although I wouldn't kick him out of bed for fumbling. Read HERE.

Meanwhile, Patrick Dempsey spills his guts in the new People. Read HERE.

As does Bruce Springsteen in Vanity Fair, promoting his new memoir. Read HERE.

I'm Behind Eric Decker

The 29-year-old wide receiver is a giver, too.

Getting Oral With Eric Decker

I think Eric Decker and his new dentist, Dr. Jeff  Trembley, would make a hot couple -- and I'll bet he wouldn't put up with the hung football hunk's bad oral hygiene! 

The practice's founder, Dr. Clint Newman, would work, too!