Monday, July 08, 2024

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Week 2 at Wimbledon is now under way. But before The Championships reaches its conclusion, here are the sport's beefiest moments from the past seven days BELOW.



It was nice of everyone at Wimbledon to give Andy Murray such a sweet sendoff rather than using the one the players HAD DONE FOR HIM at the Australian Open ... in 2019(!)


Matt Ebden puts the man in manspread 


Tips for the boys 


Adam Jones -- who looks like a sex bomb about to detonate at the top of this post -- is under the impression this country isn't a shithole. (Can I have his suddenly not embarrassing U.K. passport?) 


When a Hungarian loves a Northern Italian 


Marton Fucsovics's hair won Wimbledon  


Sam Groth reminding us that the conservatives have all the hot (dumb) men 



Loser Ons Jabeur will always be a winner at home 


See? 


White party 


Splendor on the grass: Michael Venus and Neal Skupski


My favorite Budgy Smuggler


Hendrik Jebens is large and in charge 


John Isner has made a smooth transition into TV analyst. But do we know where he was on Jan. 6? 



Fun and games with Tommy Paul 


Marcos Giron wears dark undies




"Show feet" 


Sean Hodkin with blond bombshell Fabio Fognini


Quentin Halys stunned Karen Khachanov in five before losing to Holger Rune in five 


Speaking of which: Does the young Dane finally have a Viking in his box?


Otto Virtanen has me rethinking my belief that Finns are the least attractive Scandinavians 


Tomas Machac in white 




I guess I'm still not sure why Yannick Hanfmann isn't the top player in the world 


SEE what I mean?


MAGA pinup Christian Harrison's beard is on point 


(He's one of the few who looks equally good without one.) 


We all wanted countrymen Sinner and Berrettini to make out after their second-round match


Somehow Scotsman Jacob Fearnley's box was about as sexy as he is


Especially his "coach" 


Retirement agrees with Aljaz Bedene


Everyone wins when Lorenzo Musetti wins 


See him on (actual) daddy duty HERE.


Speaking of daddies: Andrea Vavassori's is hotter than he is


Hot stuff 


I'm starting to think Hubert Hurkacz is the men's game's version of ...


Madison Keys, on whom I've given up 


Jack Draper was a model in defeat 


You can always count on J.J. Wolf to bring the BEEF




Balkan beef: Dusan Lajovic and Filip Krajinovic, who looks like he's heading toward the tennis academy phase of his career


Fitness influencer and tennis groupie Robert Cardenas makes a splash 


Peter Fleming and Mark Philippoussis clean up nicely 


Matteo and a friend work up a sweat 


Tommy Paul is on a roll 


Taylor Fritz chills out 




I've never felt safer 








Alex Robein with the equally French Albano Olivetti


Your weekly reminder that Paula Badosa gave up this to be with Frieda


What kind? 


Domestic abuse tips? UPDATE: It turns out it's as dumb as we imagined.


The Jelena method 




And last but not least: More photos from big David Vega Hernandez's big 30th birthday


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