Monday, July 08, 2024

Weekend Tennis Roundup

Week 2 at Wimbledon is now under way. But before The Championships reaches its conclusion, here are the sport's beefiest moments from the past seven days BELOW.

It was nice of everyone at Wimbledon to give Andy Murray such a sweet sendoff rather than using the one the players HAD DONE FOR HIM at the Australian Open ... in 2019(!)

Matt Ebden puts the man in manspread 

Tips for the boys 

Adam Jones -- who looks like a sex bomb about to detonate at the top of this post -- is under the impression this country isn't a shithole. (Can I have his suddenly not embarrassing U.K. passport?) 

When a Hungarian loves a Northern Italian 

Marton Fucsovics's hair won Wimbledon  

Sam Groth reminding us that the conservatives have all the hot (dumb) men 

Loser Ons Jabeur will always be a winner at home 


White party 

Splendor on the grass: Michael Venus and Neal Skupski

My favorite Budgy Smuggler

Hendrik Jebens is large and in charge 

John Isner has made a smooth transition into TV analyst. But do we know where he was on Jan. 6? 

Fun and games with Tommy Paul 

Marcos Giron wears dark undies

"Show feet" 

Sean Hodkin with blond bombshell Fabio Fognini

Quentin Halys stunned Karen Khachanov in five before losing to Holger Rune in five 

Speaking of which: Does the young Dane finally have a Viking in his box?

Otto Virtanen has me rethinking my belief that Finns are the least attractive Scandinavians 

Tomas Machac in white 

I guess I'm still not sure why Yannick Hanfmann isn't the top player in the world 

SEE what I mean?

MAGA pinup Christian Harrison's beard is on point 

(He's one of the few who looks equally good without one.) 

We all wanted countrymen Sinner and Berrettini to make out after their second-round match

Somehow Scotsman Jacob Fearnley's box was about as sexy as he is

Especially his "coach" 

Retirement agrees with Aljaz Bedene

Everyone wins when Lorenzo Musetti wins 

See him on (actual) daddy duty HERE.

Speaking of daddies: Andrea Vavassori's is hotter than he is

Hot stuff 

I'm starting to think Hubert Hurkacz is the men's game's version of ...

Madison Keys, on whom I've given up 

Jack Draper was a model in defeat 

You can always count on J.J. Wolf to bring the BEEF

Balkan beef: Dusan Lajovic and Filip Krajinovic, who looks like he's heading toward the tennis academy phase of his career

Fitness influencer and tennis groupie Robert Cardenas makes a splash 

Peter Fleming and Mark Philippoussis clean up nicely 

Matteo and a friend work up a sweat 

Tommy Paul is on a roll 

Taylor Fritz chills out 

I've never felt safer 

Alex Robein with the equally French Albano Olivetti

Your weekly reminder that Paula Badosa gave up this to be with Frieda

What kind? 

Domestic abuse tips? UPDATE: It turns out it's as dumb as we imagined.

The Jelena method 

And last but not least: More photos from big David Vega Hernandez's big 30th birthday

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