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Tuesday, January 07, 2025
Monday, January 06, 2025
Robert X. Planet, Killer Pussy Keyboardist and Former New Times Writer, Dead at 74
Some sad news for my fellow Phoenicians and/or followers of obscure new wave bands.
Singer Lucy LaMode of Killer Pussy fame just posted on Facebook that Robert X. Planet (né Severance), her friend and onetime bandmate who was also a noted Phoenix New Times writer, has died. He was 74 and no cause of death was provided.
The two met when LaMode was just a teenager -- and began writing songs together after bonding over their shared love of Edith Massey.
Lucy writes:
I'm writing this with the brokenness of hearts. Actually if I'm honest with myself it’s shattered to pieces. My best friend for a lifetime (forty-six years) passed away unexpectedly in his sleep yesterday. Robert X Planet (Severance) [was the] Killer Pussy keyboard player and composer of "Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage" along with many other KP songs.Robert was one of the most talented humans. He was unconventional a free spirit and creative like a mad scientist. If you were lucky enough to be in his orbit, it was a guarantee of laughter and shenanigans always at the most inappropriate times. I have so many wonderful memories that I will hold so tightly that any moment I might burst into laughter or burst into crying.
R.I.P My beloved beautiful friend.
My brother Bill purchased the legendary EP at Roads to Moscow in 1982!
Although Killer Pussy never grew larger than cult favorites, I can remember how proud I was to have "my" local new wave band make inroads, seeing the poster for their notorious "Teenage Nurses in Bondage" on the wall of the radio station at Weemawee High School where Marshall Blechtman and Johnny "Slash" Ulasewicz spun records on TV's "Square Pegs" -- alongside posters of Kim Wilde, the Human League, Oingo Boingo, Soft Cell and Laurie Anderson -- and being name-checked in Bret Easton Ellis's "Less Than Zero." (Dennis Hopper even did a painting of Lucy!)
The "Square" censors made sure the word "pussy" was never seen in its entirety.
Dial-a-teen (or two)
"Does Jesus believe in hamburgers"?
Killer Pussy then made an appearance on USA Network's "New Wave Theatre" -- performing "Pocket Pool" -- as their music started to gain traction on Phoenix's version of "Rodney on the KROQ" -- KSTM/The Storm -- and on KROQ itself.
In 1983 a full-length album, "Bikini Wax," was released featuring "Dildo Desire," "Herpes," "Pepperoni Ice Cream" and the single "Moist Towelette," which was a hilarious parody of Grace Jones's "Warm Leatherette," itself a Normal cover.
On a more solemn note, I can also remember getting queasy reading in the New Times -- Phoenix's answer to the Village Voice -- that drummer John E. Precious died in the 1980s of "hepatitis," which made me think of Ricky Wilson's untimely departure. (My HIV theory was bolstered when I later learned that Precious was a heroin addict.)
Over the years I have heard Killer Pussy described as being a satirical or parody of a punk band -- and perhaps that's what they were going for. (Indeed Lucy -- who despite the lewd song lyrics was a virgin during the height of the band's popularity who didn't drink or do drugs -- was credited on the EP with lead vocals and "lingerie" while other band members were credited with playing their instruments as well as "quips," "bench press" and "macho ambiance.")
But to this 14-year-old suburbanite with New York City dreams, they struck me more as the B-52's of the Southwest -- with a splash of Blondie’s debut -- who were somehow cool enough to be embraced by the in-crowd on the coasts, which gave my new-wave-geek self a glimmer of hope even if my own attempt at a band wasn't likely to follow suit.
Rest in peace, Robert. And thanks for the smiles. xo
Here's his bio from the band's website:
Robert was born in Alliance, Ohio, but has lived in Arizona since the age of two. He was inspired to play the accordion at the age of seven after watching "The Lawrence Welk Show."
Robert composed the music for “Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage” for Killer Pussy in 1981 and joined the band soon after. His other contributions include that song’s lyrics (with Lucy, and Rick Hendel); music and lyrics for “Bikini Wax” and “Moist Towelette”; and the third verse of lyrics for the Gary Russell song “Pocket Pool.”
Best known locally as the former drama critic and Thrills editor emeritus at Phoenix New Times, he has always been very active in community theatre, and is an award-winning set and costume designer, actor and director.
Currently, Robert serves on the boards of directors of iTheatre Collaborative, and of Alwun House Foundation. In 2012, he spearheaded the Alwun House Centennial Renovation Project, which undertook the refurbishment of that historic arts organization’s then 100-year-old territorial-style structure.
As founding director of the reader’s theatre ensemble Planet Poe, Robert has been adapting and performing the works of Edgar Allan Poe in various public venues since 2000.
He presently lives in Scottsdale, and works with Lucy to preserve and promote Killer Pussy’s music for the ages. .
Robert says the band took its name from a cat belonging to local punk diva Les a Go Go -- of the Phoenix band called The Roll-Ons -- but admits that "no one" believed them.
Weekend Tennis Roundup
Team USA captured its second United Cup; plus singles titles for Lehecka, Muller, Sabalenka and Tauson. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW
Friday, January 03, 2025
Remains of the Day (01/03)
Threads: Having grown up watching "General Hospital" during the Luke and Laura era, it kind of tickles me to see that Anthony "Luke" Geary is now a happily retired gay man! (FWIW: I would have rather been "raped" by Scotty Baldwin any day of the week!)
Miss Manners: Monogamous gay couple tired of people questioning their relationship -- or, We've come a long way, baby!
Saturday 'Stache: Might be time to "support" your local gay rugby league
It's Either Sadness or Bookphoria: My pal Evelyn Wood Larry Hoffer read a whopping 375 books last year. See what his 25 favorite were HERE.
NYT Opinion: "A god who continually surprises us": A Q&A with a theologian who changed his mind about gay marriage
MetroWeekly: Gay couple attacked by group of teens in Milan
The Advocate: Polish ski jumper Andrzej Stękała comes out as gay in heartbreaking post mourning partner's death
Gr8er Days: Birthday boy Tim Matheson is hot forever
Speedo Sunday: Someone’s packing 12 months of heat in those tiny briefs
Hot Cat of the Day: How do you explain to your cat that you don't bathe this way?
In memoriam: More than 400 celebrated figures died in 2024
GoFundHim: If you're able, please consider helping Joe Lynskey, the man who was pushed under a subway train and survived. That he's gay and it happened at the 18th Street 1 train station -- my corner stop for nearly 25 years -- makes it all the more chilling.
Thursday, January 02, 2025
On the Rag, Vol. 840
Israeli-American On Mekahel on receiving death threats; Sarah Silverman helps Florida find the funny; some LGBT organizations don’t need your money; Tom Holland sports his best Chachi shirt; and more in this week's rag 'n' mag roundup BELOW.
Wednesday, January 01, 2025
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