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Former Notre Dame superstar QB Brady Quinn's pro career bombed, but he's a star in the booth alongside Dick Stockton.

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John Lynch, seen here with Sam Rosen, can call plays in my bedroom anytime he wants.

And finally, ex-Giant/current giant Dave Diehl, seen here with Justin Kutcher, adds color to any room he's in.

Touchdown for Brady Quinn

A few years ago this would have destroyed me, but would you look at my old boyfriend Brady Quinn up and tying the knot with gymnast Alicia Sacramone. Maybe E! will give them a reality show, too.

Jets Sign Hunky Brady Quinn

The arrival of Brady Quinn, who started just eight games last season for Kansas City, is the latest sign that Geno Smith will start in the Jets’ season opener on Sunday. (Relive some of the former Notre Dame hunk's finest moments HERE.) It's also a strong hint that they will soon be saying adios to Mark Sanchez, whose ridiculous headband is enough to overshadow any love I might have had for his fu manchu mustache. 

Growing Up Brady

Longtime readers know I used to have a major crush on Brady Quinn, a standout quarterback at Notre Dame back in the day before getting eaten up in the pros. Touted as a "franchise quarterback" going into the 2007 draft, with talk of his being the No. 1 overall pick, he then slipped to the 22nd, before being signed by the Browns. Injuries and lackluster performances then saw him traded to the Broncos and then the Chiefs. Well, just when it seemed like he should sign with the Ford Modeling Agency and be done with football altogether, comes news that Brady will be starting his first game since 2009! (Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel has been ruled out for Sunday's game at Tampa Bay with a concussion.) I don't really care who wins, of course. I'm just happy there will be new photos of him in the news again. (Scroll through past posts -- including girlfriends, shaving and more shirtless shots -- HERE.

Separated at Birth: Mitt Romney and Brady Quinn?

 I can't deny my pal's assertion that the young Mitt Romney looked an awful lot like hunky quarterback Brady Quinn. Fortunately for the Dems, Mitt's presidential campaign is going about as smoothly as the former Notre Dame star's pro career!

Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye

Brady Quinn, the former star Notre Dame quarterback, has been traded by the Cleveland Browns to the Denver Broncos. The gay heartthrob was a first-round draft pick in 2007, but has struggled with consistency and injuries playing for his hometown team. Now that they've dumped him, the thing he will be best remembered for in Cleveland is getting his ass kicked by Sean Smith in the locker room. Will Denver be a good change for him? Only time will tell. (Full disclosure: This post was just an excuse to post some Brady Quinn photos, which I have not done in quite some time.)

Jock Itch

The Daily News takes a page out of the KIT212 playbook for a Hottest Male Athletes photo gallery over HERE. It's an impressive collection with all of your obvious picks -- David Beckham, Brady Quinn, Mark Sanchez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Tom Brady and so on -- plus lots of fresh meat -- like Ryan Madson of the Philadelphia Phillies, Spaniard Rudy Fernandez of the Portland Trail Blazers and two(!) hot golfers, Aaron Baddeley ("twice as attractive - the New Hampshire-born star has both American and Australian citizenship") and Adam Scott (another Aussie).

But if that doesn't scratch your itch for athletes in uniforms, then you might want to check out this photo of skier Bode Miller over HERE. I'm not sure if he's playing baseball now or what, but he's definitely got something swinging in his pants these days.

A Model Quarterback

Other than being involved in some quasi gay-bashing incident and getting punched in the face by then-teammate Sean Smith, we haven't really heard too much from former gay heartthrob Brady Quinn lately. (We've all moved on to Mark Sanchez!) Nonetheless, QTC Blogzine found the Cleveland Browns almost QB still looking good in the new Muscle & Fitness. You can even watch a video of the photo session HERE.

Changing Teams?

Brady Quinn gets a second shot as starting quarterback tonight versus the Bills. The hunky former Notre Dame standout's jersey says he plays for the Browns, but this photo says he's an Eagle all the way ...

What Can Brady Do for Brown?

Some big news for all you Brady "I'm not gay" Quinn fans. The studly Cleveland Browns backup QB and former Notre Dame standout has been given a promotion -- thanks to Pro Bowl QB Derek Anderson's inconsistent performance this season -- and will start against Denver on Thursday. To celebrate, here's yet another joyous photo of Brady demonstrating just how incredibly not gay he is. (See all Brady posts HERE.)

Sports Night

A few winning photos from last night's ESPY Awards in Los Angeles:

The Couple Most Likely To: Zac Efron and David Beckham ...

The return of Brady Quinn, who was looking hotter than ever (notice that's not his girlfriend from the draft and last year's show) Future NFL star Tim Tebow works his inner-MC Hammer when he should probably stick with the Heisman Trophy winner look ...

Becks shows off his ESPY award for Favorite Athlete in a Sport Americans Don't Care About; meanwhile, Dave Annable shows off his killer form ...

And earlier in the day, Brady Quinn was at The ESPN Magazine ESPY Style Studio held at the Standard Hotel. Whatever he's been doing on the off-season I have to say it's working!

Brady's Bunch

Check out Brady Quinn pics in the (212) (former?) Hotties Gallery here.

Was gay icon Brady Quinn and his "crew" involved in a New Year's Eve anti-gay confrontation? It sure sounds like it. I never actually thought Quinn was gay -- until now:

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer: Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn was part of a group of men shouting insults at gay passers-by outside a Columbus bar early on New Year's Day, according to a 911 call made to police.

The call at 2:35 a.m. came from Seth Harris, who reported that he encountered the group in front of La Fogata Grill at 790 N. High St. The Mexican restaurant is next door to the Union Café Bar + Food, one of Columbus' most popular gay bars in the gay-friendly Short North neighborhood.

On the 911 call, Harris said that "Brady Quinn from the Browns" was "trying to cause a fight." Harris told the operator, "I just walked outside and he exchanged many profanities with me and called me a faggot, of course."

Ticket to the Tropics

With his freshman year of pro ball behind him, Cleveland Browns backup QB Brady Quinn hits the Vegas Strip for the grand opening of the Hawaiian Tropic Zone at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. Could a role on "Entourage" be far away?

With Kevin Dillon

Brady Bunch

While you were nursing your hangover, Towleroad had stills from Tom Brady's 2000 NFL Combine appearance (he was no Brady Quinn, now was he?)

And speaking of Brady Quinn, Andy also has the Cleveland Browns backup quarterback's latest homoerotic antics, this time ringing in the new year with another shirtless dude. I wonder if Mr. Hairy Chest was the winner of Gillette's Get Your Game Face On and Win Face Time With Brady Quinn contest (talk about the best a man can get). I knew I should have entered to win ...

Thursday Ad Watch

Hot boys in Levi's 501 jeans ... Black by Pierre Cardin (how retro)

TMZ seems to insert images from its postings into advertisements, like this one for T-Mobile, above ... Brady Quinn hawks EAS Myoplex (I've been drinking these since 2000 and my body has never looked anything like this, below.

A pretty smile for Chanel's Allure, left ... Calvin Klein names his fragrance in text message-ese, right

This week's eye-catching advertisements

Brady Quinn's Shirtless Photo Shoot

'Cause I always have to beat everything into the ground, here's a very fun interview and behind-the-scenes look at this photo layout from Men's Health. In it, we learn that Mr. Notre Dame finds it hard to find pants that fit "such long legs and a small waist" (Polo usually works), he loved vacationing in the Cayman Islands, and "Varsity Blues" and "Rudy" are two of his favorite movies. The best part is when he lets his Midwest roots slip out and calls soda "pop" -- but then quickly catches himself. Very cute! Watch HERE.

Brady Quinn's Game Face

I don't know about you, but ever since Brady Quinn went from being a big fish in a collegiate pond to a small fish in the NFL pond, I haven't been seeing enough of his handsome mug (oh, or his hot bod).

Lucky for us the hunky Cleveland Browns backup quarterback is putting his telegenic looks to good use as the spokesman for a new Gillette promotion with Facebook. In the campaign, Brady shows us how he puts his "game face" on -- using Gillette products on his baby face, of course -- and invites his fans to submit photos or videos showing how they get their "game face" on, too. Four lucky winners will get to spend some face-to-face time with the dreamy QB in New York (Chelsea, perhaps?).

Click here for complete rules and to watch other videos of Brady getting all lathered up. (Gillette)

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BRA-DY! BRA-DY!

It's not just the gay boys who are begging for more Brady Quinn. (NYT)