Morning Wood

Couple more looks BELOW.

Show 'Em How It's Done

 

I need to write my version of this, where somehow I remember every single item ordered by every person in line at fast-food restaurants -- type of sandwich, size and variety of drink, size of French fries -- yet the cashier being paid to do so has to have everything repeated six times (and still gets it wrong). 

Hunks of 'House Hunters'

 

If I had a laboratory where I could create the man of my dreams -- complete with facial hair controls and get-ups -- he would probably look exactly like the brawny star of the "Lizard in Austin' episode of "House Hunters."

With their wedding fast approaching, an engaged couple looks to buy their first home in Austin, Texas. She's hoping to get a home that's turnkey, but he's mostly concerned with a place that's big enough to house his enormous collection of lizards.

Lots more photographic evidence BELOW.

Tennis Tuesday

Ask me if I have a hardon for leggy Spaniard Bernabe Zapata Miralles. Although the 25-year-old from Valencia is only ranked No. 123 in the world, I must not be alone. How else do you explain the numerous gifs people have made of him, including three more BELOW?

Song of the Day: 'Embraceable You' by Liza Minnelli and Michael Feinstein

 

With so much mystery surrounding Liza Minnelli in recent weeks, it got me wondering when she had last performed. I knew she had worked on friend Michael Feinstein's recent "Gershwin Country" album. That collaboration of "Embraceable You" can be heard HERE, But her appearance just last year at Feinstein's at Vitello's in Studio City, Calif., is far more fun, as evidenced below

Page 1 Roundup (04/26)

Daily News: World's oldest 2-year-old held in contempt, slapped with $10,000 daily fines

Pitchfork: The 20 best punk movies, including ‘Times Square,’ ‘Smithereens’ and ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains’

Baseline: It's REO Speedwagon, sushi and a movie date with the boys for J.J. Wolf

Boy Culture: 'Supernatural' hunk Misha Collins briefly went both ways

The Gay Curmudgeon: Re-reading 'The Andy Warhol Diaries'

Gr8er Days: Judy Garland's gingham 'Wizard of Oz' dress -- found after years kicking around in a shoebox at a university -- is expected to fetch over $1 million at auction

New York Post: The night Marilyn Monroe died

Page Six: Jonathan Groff is quickly becoming the 21st century's answer to Jodie Dallas, who got more p***y than most straight guys

The WoW Report: The hilarious (and hot) Matteo Lane wants to talk to you about Grindr, gay robots and naked go-go boys

Greg in Hollywood: When Harvey Fierstein took a 20-year-old Matthew Broderick to a West Village gay bar

Outsports: Trey McBride is about to be picked in the NFL Draft. He has two moms

GQ: Meet the man filling Richard Gere’s designer duds in Showtime’s episodic ‘American Gigolo’

The New York Times: Smeared as a groomer, Michigan Democrat Mallory McMorrow goes on the offense; viral speech attacking what she called Republicans’ “hollow, hateful scheme” against LGBT rights has made her an instant hero on the left

On their 100th anniversary, gummy candies have evolved from dancing bears to a booming industry -- and for some, a bountiful obsession.

Paul Krugman: Conspiracy-theory politics catches up with Mickey Mouse

Sally Jenkins: Wimbledon’s ban on Russian players is unfair, personal -- and exactly right

The Wall Street Journal:  Inflation got you down? At least you don’t live in Argentina.

These people who quit jobs during the pandemic say they have regrets

 Twitter accepts Elon Musk’s offer to buy company in $44 billion deal

Hot Cat of the Day: Boomer looks ready for poker night. #anteup