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"I wonder if these boys had to sign a non-disclosure agreement?"

Will Lady G Finally Be Caught With His Pants Down? -- Updated

So by now you've probably heard the rumors going around about Sen. Lindsey Graham and rent boys. They're hardly surprising, but I must say I'm not a fan of vague posts like this. If male sex workers truly have the goods on the South Carolina Republican, 

I would hope they'd feel it's their civic duty to let the voters know the truth. (And if the call boys' allegiance is to their profession -- and respecting johns' privacy -- then I would accept that, too.) But until then we really don't need another Dan Rather/George W. Bush situation -- which could happen if nothing comes of this -- that by default "clears" Lady G of the hypocrisy it seems extremely likely he is guilty of. 

Why can’t he do it alone, afraid that he will be revealed as having been hired as a prostitute by the person he is revealing hired him as a prostitute?

In case you're unclear, Lindsey Graham's record on LGBTQ rights is ABOMINABLE. At least Aaron Schock had the decency TO BE HOT.

UPDATE: 

As feared, someone posted a "tell all" about a paid encounter with Lindsey Graham -- only it was a fake. Although it was obviously a parody to me, it wasn't to many others. The author later removed the piece and apologized -- and ended it on a funny note -- but this is the opposite of helpful, creating the impression that the whole thing is just a plot to take down a "good" man. Guys: Put up or shut.

Tricky Dicks

Remember when Senate Republicans said the relief bill’s unemployment benefits were “too generous”? 

#Punch

Remains of the Day (09/19)

Towleroad: Tyler Hoechlin gets "Bigger" in bodybuilding biopic about the Weider fitness empire

The Daily New: Owner of controversial 3D-printed gun company in Texas accused of sexually assaulting a minor he met online

Baseline: Roddick, Federer reunite in Austin for good cause

Boy Culture: Mr. Man's favorite naked Cuban cuties

NewNowNext: Meet "Queer Eye" queen Jonathan Van Ness's hunky new boyfriend

Twitter: Justice Scalia's stolen seat was held open by Republicans for 400 days

Back2Stonewall: Watch Bette Midler's final performance on the Continental Baths, circa 1971

The New York Times: Trump, who knows more than a thing or two about moving in on a woman "like a bitch," thinks what his Supreme Court nominee is going through is "very unfair"

The Washington Post: Anita Hill urges senators to "push the pause button" on Kavanaugh hearing, says FBI should investigate

ABC News: Transgender teen crowned homecoming queen at California high school

The Wrap: Michael Rapaport went ape-shit that people are saying Bert and Ernie are gay -- "grown-ass, sick lunatics are worried about the sexual orientation of puppets made for teaching and educating children" -- yet I don't remember him or anyone else being outraged when Miss Piggy was romantically pursuing Kermit the Frog ... and where do Muppet babies come from? That's what homophobia looks like.

Outsports: Gay college soccer player says fan called him a gay slur, files Title IX complaint

The Randy Report: Med student Marco is just as sexy fully clothed

Dlisted: Apparently Julie Chen only wants to be supportive of her disgraced husband to a point -- she is staying on as host of "Big Brother" 

Metrosource: Dear Diary: It was the best of hair, it was the worst of hair

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Good luck with that, boys.

Cartoonist Outs ... His Aunt and Grandmother

THIS looks about right!