Page 1 Roundup (10/21)

The Daily News: Justice Department sues Google in antitrust case that could reshape Internet

NBC News: Lawyers say they can't find the parents of 545 migrant children separated by this lunatic's administration

USA Today: Same-sex marriage defendant, plaintiff join forces to oppose Amy Coney Barrett's nomination

NME: Blondie will tour the U.K. with Garbage (fun) but not sure why they've set dates when the virus is still spreading out of control

Gr8er Days: Blame Billy Zabka for my penchant for snot-nosed jocks

Baseline: Noah Rubin announces Behind the Racquet tour

Boy Culture: Guess who got USA Today's first-ever endorsement?

Dlisted: The rape case of Danny Masterson -- who I enjoyed while rewatching "Cybill" -- is moving to trial

TMZ: Scariest Halloween costume ever: The Pudding Pop Rapist

Greg in Hollywood: Does this calendar come with a bottle of lube?

New York Post: Bankrupt rapper supports bankrupt "businessman" 

The WoW Report: Dev Patel to star in Chippendales movie

The Washington Post: Tennessee voters were challenged at the polls for wearing Black Lives Matter and ‘I Can’t Breathe’ shirts, election official says ... but both sides'

Threatening emails to Democratic voters spark investigations in Florida and Alaska ... but both sides

This interracial couple got engaged in Obama’s America. Then 2016 happened.

The New York Times: As suspected, homicide charges were not presented in Breonna Taylor killing

As he raises questions about Joe Biden and China, Donny's taxes reveal details about his own activities there, including a previously unknown bank account

AP: Man charged in Whitmer kidnapping plot released on bail

The Wall Street Journal: Seasonal hazard for working at home: Leaf blowers

Racial-discrimination settlements usually came with an NDA. That’s changing.

Before Peter Frampton made it big, he was mesmerized by David Bowie

Hot Cat of the Day: The register's open, but the cashier's busy!

Remains of the Day (10/24)

Page Six: Ben Affleck looking for love on dating app Raya

USA Today: Matthew Shepard parents on exposing Trump era LGBTQ hypocrisy: Be indignant, but also calm

Instagram: Rugby hunk Keegan Hirst lets it all hang out 

COS: Kathy Valentine weighs in on anniversaries, Broadway, new music, her memoir -- and the Go-Go's being snubbed by the Hall of Fame yet again

HuffPost: This is a good start for Susan Collins. Now can she follow it up with an impeachment vote?

Political Flare: White House refuses to explain how Melania Trump obtained coveted "Einstein" visa -- despite her lying about college degree 

"Man Made": The award-winning trans-bodybuilding doc comes to video-on-demand Nov. 7

Politico: White House to cancel subscriptions to New York Times, Washington Post (presumably because Trump doesn't know how to read)

Towleroad: High school football team under investigation for subjecting gay male cheerleader to homophobic abuse, bullying, and physical threats

Associated Press: Ukrainian leader felt Trump pressure before taking office

The New Yorker: Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t know what the First Amendment is for

Boy Culture: Lukas and Robert for Bodytorium

Baseline: Noah Rubin on finding happiness

The WoW Report: Man has sex with stuffed animals inside store -- and you'll never guess where

The Hill: California Rep. Jackie Speier to run for Oversight gavel

The Randy Report: New series "The Third" explores triad relationships

Back2Stonewall: Remembering the brutal NYC gay bathhouse raid of 1916 and Lord Alfred Douglas the original evil queen

Dlisted: Martha Stewart offered Felicity Huffman some fashion advice, ex-con to con

Hot Cat of the Day: The interview with the cop is nearly as cute as little Granite herself!

Weekend Tennis Roundup

Like the namesake city where it's played, the Miami Open is all about beautiful people and beautiful food. So while there was some noteworthy action -- Thiem, Pouille, Khachanov, Nishikori, Wawrinka, Cilic and Zverev lost early in the men's draw, and Osaka, Stephens, Keys, Bencic and Kerber lost early in the women's, with Angie losing for the second week in a row to Andreescu, whom the German called "the biggest drama queen" as they were shaking hands(!) -- there was plenty to see elsewhere, too. 

Not to sound like Miranda after Skippy got a new girlfriend, but has Kevin Anderson been working out? 

You know Filip Krajinovic is my new boyfriend, but then I saw Novak's baby brother (far right) ... hello, Djordje!

I think Diego Schwartzman has an eye for photography ...

What's for dinner? Balkan beef ...

Stan and Karen Khachanov were all smiles at dinner. But no sooner did Krajinovic like this photo, he defeated the Swiss in a three-set nail biter. (Aussie Jordan Thompson dumped the Russian in two easy sets.) 

Grigor Dimitrov dismissed Feliciano Lopez in the Battle of the Beauties. Next up: Thompson.

Good to see Bernard Tomic playing well again -- giving fellow "Yugoslavian" Novak Djokovic a scare in their opening match. 

Will the crowd ever love Nole enough?

Having grown up watching these two women on the tour, this birthday message from Billie Jean King to Ilana Kloss sure warmed my heart. 

Remains of the Day (03/14)

Yahoo: New video may exonerate Michael Jackson against child-sex allegations: He's wearing a disguise buying an engagement ring with a 7-year-old boy because he was about to propose ... to Sheryl Crow(!)

Towleroad: I wonder if Mike Pence tried to get the Irish prime minister and his partner into conversion therapy

Washington Post: New York appellate court allows Summer Zervos’s defamation suit against Trump to proceed

Metrosource: Playwright Joe Orton was bawdy, funny … and murdered by his lover

Lambda Literary: Not sure what makes queer stories from red states more "real" than elsewhere, but OK

OMG Blog: Bratty kid refuses to move feet from the seat on train so passenger does what everyone else was thinking

Sports Illustrated: Sexy Noah Rubin seeks to humanize tennis players with new Instagram account

Back2Stonewall: Tumblr loses over 87 million users in one month after ban on adult material

CBS Chicago: Jussie Smollett still thinks he's a victim

The Randy Report: At least seven GOP senators will vote for resolution to rebuke Trump's imaginary emergency

Boy Culture: Strip them, they're Irish!

Dlisted: I couldn't care less about a "Real Housewvies" criminal husband -- but that doesn't mean you should be deported people whose entire life is in the U.S. just because they broke the law and were born elsewhere

Rolling Stone: How Stacey Abrams is transforming Southern politics

The New Yorker: What America will see in Beto O'Rourke

Gr8er Days: Jan-Michael Vincent at his hottest

The Daily News: Docuseries about Madeleine McCann's disappearance is coming to Netflix -- resurfacing speculation about case and introducing theories about what happened to her

News Australia: "Therapy alpaca" killed in violent dog attack

Greg in Hollywood: Petr Hollesch has major pecs appeal

Hot Cat of the Day: My friends Frank and Tim have cats named Laverne and Shirley, and you can guess which one is the fun kitty!

Weekend Tennis Roundup

Wasn't happy to see Stefanos Tsitsipas's winning streak come to an end in Toronto, especially to Rafael Nadal. But at least my boyfriend -- still sore from Wimbledon -- was happy.

I like his old hair better!

And speaking of unhappiness: Simona Halep -- who couldn't win a match to save her life when we wanted her to -- is suddenly acting like the No. 1 player in the world, outlasting Sloane Stephen 7-6(6), 3-6, 6-3 to win the women's title. This is starting to remind me of two other tennis "rivalries" -- Federer-Nadal and Evert-Navratilova -- where one person won all of the matches. Still proud of Stephens for building what began at this very tournament last year, but sure wish she could figure out a way to end this losing streak to the Romanian. 

Everyone's on to Cincinnati now. Here's hoping Borna Coric -- seen here in a photo posted by fashion and style director of the gay U.K. magazine Attitude -- can turn things around ... or come out?

Walk this way ...

Robert Farah has an "abs challenge" with doubles specialist Jean-Julien Rojer -- Andy Murray's ex-boyfriend -- in the Buckeye State ...

Noah Rubin is still recovering from Washington ... 

EVENTS: Join this queer-inclusion event in New York ahead of the U.S. Open

Meet Long Island's Noah Rubin

At 5 feet 10 (9, 8 or 7) inches, depending where you look, Noah Rubin isn't likely to reach his goal of being the number one player in the world. But he's awfully cute to watch.

(KIT212 favorite Robby Ginepri is coaching him now!

From his ATP bio:

> Started playing tennis at age 1 when his father introduced him to the game

> Father, Eric, is a banker as well as his coach; mother, Melanie, is a school teacher; sister, Jessie, is a social media coordinator
> Favourite tournament is the US Open
> Idols growing up include Andre Agassi and Lleyton Hewitt
> Played college tennis at Wake Forest University in 2015
> Hobbies include football (soccer) and photography
> Fan of the ice hockey New York Islanders and basketball New York Knicks
> Goal is to become World No. 1
> Best memory in tennis so far is winning junior Wimbledon in 2014 (first American champion since Donald Young in 2007)