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What a Dump: Applicants need only apply if your shit doesn't stink (Curbed)

Good Idea: Iraqis Take Stock of a Trial Where the Accused Holds Court (NY Times)

Another Face-Off: Republican Jeanine Pirro drops out of race to unseat Hillary Clinton / Opts for fourth face lift instead. (Washington Post)

Cut Throat Airlines: New screening procedures for air travel to begin /Pack your knives, screwdrivers and other sharp objections, it's time to fly. We wouldn't want to make the TSA work too hard, would we? (CNN)