Page 1 Roundup (03/12)

The Daily News: Brooklyn man has too many books in home of 46 years, says landlord who wants him out

Melania Trump body double conspiracy theory resurfaces following recent appearance alongside Crazy Donald

Instagram: Eric Decker has a thing for Wesley's wood 

Men's Health: Chris Hemsworth is so sexy he had to be on the front and back

HuffPost: In her defense, white men can't help themselves ...

Tennis: Marcos Giron may have lost in Indian Wells, but his face and ass won big with me

Tennis Smash: Big boy Jan-Lennard Struff pounds Alexander Zverev to advance to the fourth round in Indian Wells

Detroit Free-Press: New Lions WR Danny Amendola nearly died during NFL game

This is what we call in the business "comment gold"!

Instagram: Famed Wrecking Crew drummer Hal Blaine is dead at 90

Don’t be so sure, NYP

Paste: It would be more punk rock if EPIX’s new "Punk" docuseries didn’t exist

GQ: Witness Matthew McConaughey at his sun-baked, kitten-cuddling best

Us Weekly: Kathy Bates shows off her 60-pound weight loss

Washington Post Magazine: While I see what she means, I couldn't disagree with Nancy Pelosi more. And whether it's divisive or if he can be convicted are irrelevant to me -- Trump's high crimes and misdemeanors must be documented and seriously addressed, and this is the method our Constitution has set up for doing so

Trump has made 21 trips to his Mar-a-Lago resort since taking office, "costing well over $60 million and likely generating nearly $400,000 in revenue for the resort ... that he owns"

The New York Times: Now they're whining about Kirsten Gilligrand

She invented a board game with scientific integrity -- and it's taking off

Michelle Goldberg: The massage parlor owner and Trump's Mar-a-Lago: "We're jaded, but this should be a big scandal"

The Wall Street Journal: Smartphone addicts’ new tactic to break their habit: Buy a second phone