Friday, November 30, 2012

Eric Decker Bulge Report


As you may have read here, Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker's fiancée claims his dick is a third leg. A kind reader has submitted these three photos below to support the theory -- and I've selected the, um, header photo above. What do you think?



9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm all for pictures of visible penis lines. But if the lady's boast is to be believed, we need to the member standing tall and proud. If she can't deliver that, she should refrain from comment.

Anonymous said...

If he is that big - he's a grower and not a show-er but these games are often played where it is cold. :)

SFRowGuy said...

I'm all for third legs.

PigBeter said...

Show-er not a grower is right!

I find it surprising that so many of these guys play without cups. I would have felt naked without one.

There's a milk ad where Peyton also has a noticeable outline. But then I wouldn't put on the Shock Doctor for a photo-shoot.

Anonymous said...

@PigBeter - they all wear compression shorts now so they claim it is less restrictive but just as protective. It definitely makes watching the games a lot more interesting. :)

Anonymous said...

I should also add that some of the uniforms actually have compression built in.. you can see them mostly on the white or gray uniforms where there is a strip in the front and then then what looks like stripe right down the ass crack on the back.

Donny said...

It looks pretty average soft. But let's face it - bulges are mostly from balls. Why everyone thinks if a guy has a big bulge means he has a big cock is beyond me. It's just not true.

I'm an admitted size-queen and in my experience, the biggest dicks are growers. And that he may be. It's also my experience that guys with truly big dicks never talk/boast/brag about their size. Finally my experience tells me that women don't know shit about size.

Athletic Supporter said...

@PigBeter - Do you know the difference a "cup" and a jockstrap? Football players, unlike baseball players, do not wear, nor have they ever worn, "cups". They have traditionally worn jock straps, though that appears to be becoming less standard with the adoption of compression shorts and some clearly now going commando. I'm doubtful you ever played football as you imply. I did, and I can attest that due to the contact and contortions in play, wearing a cup would have been more dangerous than no protection at all

robb said...

after college i went to B school at U of Chicago i had a place on the south side of chicago and i met a guy that had just been cut from the Chicago Bears he moved in and i thought we were going to get along well he was finding work at the CBOE and i was busy with the MBA gig
Im here to tell you he constantly talked about how big his dick was n i guess he was a grower tho flaccid he was damn near 7 inches but pencil thin one morning he caught what i was packing and i never heard another word about the size of his dick