Friday, November 01, 2013

Is Michael Fassbender Legally Blind?





Oh, God. I thought only impossibly beautiful women said crap like this in high-fashion magazines! And by the way, he wants you to stop talking about his penis. Read HERE.

Frighteningly Entitled


Apparently this one went as illiterate for Halloween last night.

Giant M Sold Separately


With thanks to Steve in Milwaukee, who spotted this "Mary Tyler Moore Show"-inspired poster at Room & Board! 


Spooky Correction


 She jokingly changed her Twitter name for Halloween and the New York Times ended up quoteng her using that name! 

BREAKING: Shooting at LAX


A TSA agent was shot and two others were injured as LAX was evacuated after a gunman opened fire at a security check point. I in no way condone this behavior. But given my experience with TSA agents -- aka the Security Theater Players -- I'm surprised this hasn't happened before.

Retro Ad Watch


Great ad for Cricketeer blazers -- read the text! -- but I'm nearly certain I later acquired that man's shirt at Value Village in Roseville, Michigan. Am I right, Greg and Nina?



Tucson days 1986