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Men's Health says brushing your teeth might boost your erection. I don't know about that, but looking at this cover definitely will. Read HERE.

Can Ryan Gosling do it all?

Read HERE.

Even President Obama's critics will soon have plenty of reasons to appreciate him / Read HERE.

  

I was on the Michael Fassbender bandwagon until I realized movies aren't worth seeing anymore. (Can his agent get him on television where all the good stuff is?) Read HERE.

Actually, I'm pretty sure everyone has to die / Read HERE.

Sarah Jessica Parker keeps working -- and good for her / Read HERE.

  

Go behind the scenes of Michael Phelps's latest SI cover HERE.

Ironic that People put this end-of-the-year "remembrance" issue together not suspecting that three of the year's biggest deaths would happen in its final week / Read HERE.

Irishmen Do It Better

Since we're known for small c**ks and alcoholism, gotta give a shout-out to some hot men from my family's motherland, whom I definitely wouldn't kick out of bed for eating soda bread. More HERE.

Groomed for Success

A little slow to download my new issue of DETAILS, but was happy to see an employee at my pal Adrian De Berardinis' salon in Chelsea was highlighted in the Special Grooming Guide! Adrian was my late pal Larry's roommate back in the day, but we lost touch for many years after. It's so nice to see him around the neighborhood again, running a successful business. Now maybe he can get Garrett Bryant to give me a new look! 

  Garrett gave pointers on getting the Don Draper look in GQ recently too! Read HERE.

Future Ex Men

I confess, I rarely watch the videos bloggers post. I'm usually at work and can't be blasting sound in the newsroom. But there was something about this one that told me it might be worth the trouble of watching it when I got home -- and that something is Hugh Jackman, the elephant in the room to this Michael Fassbender-JamesMcAvoy gay fan art/fiction!

Is Michael Fassbender Legally Blind?

Michael Fassbender doesn't think he's good-looking: ‘I think of myself as all right’

Oh, God. I thought only impossibly beautiful women said crap like this in high-fashion magazines! And by the way, he wants you to stop talking about his penis. Read HERE.

Michael Fassbender Covers GQ ... Again

While it's not nearly as sexy as his 2011 cover, Michael Fassbender is still looking awfully good on the new GQ. "12 Years a Slave" is supposed to outrageously good, yet I'm not sure I can bear watching it -- Fassbender or no Fassbender.

Michael Fassbender Covers GQ

Read the interview and view more photos of the sexy "Shame" star HERE. (He's hot and he has a mini-Ping Pong table in his apartment!)

Michael Fassbender Hates Clothing

Or so it seems, based on the new issue of W magazine. (Via Towleroad)

Michael Fassbender Channeled Stuart Smalley in His Lean Years

In the special indie issue of The Hollywood Reporter, the well-hung star of "Shame," "Dangerous Method" and "Hunger" reveals how he survived years of struggle: "I would say to myself, I'm good enough. That became my mantra." Keep reading HERE.

And in this exclusive THR video, Fassbender talks sexual deviance, his youth in rural Ireland spent watching "Chips," "Simon and Simon" and "Scarecrow and Mrs. King" and reveals how upset he was as a child when he couldn't get in to see "Flash Gordon"!

Michael Fassbender Covers INTERVIEW

Via VGL: Josh Brolin interviews the sexy "Shame" star via telephone across the pond for the new issue of Interview magazine HERE.