Hoaxster Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Is a Manti Eater

  I've been saying it all along, but Notre Dame linebacker Manti T'eo's fake girlfriend, Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, has finally admitted to Dr. Phil that he is gay ... and confused.  Calling a guy once pretending to be a chick is a joke. Doing it for 500 hours over the course of three years is a chore -- just like most straight relationships Watch what (s)he has to say HERE.

RIP: Patty Andrews

 

Patty Andrews, last surviving member of singing Andrews sisters ("Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B,” “Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree [With Anyone Else but Me]”), has died of natural causes at her home in the Northridge, Calif. Patty was the youngest sister, the lead singer and chief clown, whose "raucous jitterbugging delighted American servicemen abroad and audiences at home." She was 94. Read HERE.

LGBT Postcard From Sundance

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Thai One On

   A coworker told me about this fake Rosetta Stone commercial from last weekend's "Saturday Night Live," which is nearly as good as she said it was.

Sign Language

Nicely done, Boqueria!

Song of the Day: 'Your Daddy Don't Know' by Toronto

   I always thought I was the only one who remembered "Your Daddy Don't Know," Toronto's impossibly catchy 1982 single that got fairly heavy rotation on MTV. The band was kind of an up-north Heart -- lead singer Holly Wood (right) was sort of a white-trash Adrienne Barbeau, while guitarist Sheron Alton was the prettier "sister." Well it turns out fellow Canadians New Pornographers were fans too, and even recorded a very true-to-the-original cover of it for the soundtrack to "FUBAR: The Movie." Can't believe I'm just now learning this -- CS: if you've got this, hook me up! -- but you can enjoy 'em both here:

And to Anonymous: You were so right about my honorary Canadian citizenship!