Thursday, January 05, 2006

KKK-Mart?


As if Wal-Mart didn't have enough image problems, check out this listing on their Web site. Pay close attention to the Similar Items category and, no, there isn't a common actor or director involved in each production.

  • Screen caps via San Diego Johnny

    (Thanks for passing this on, BW!)

  • UPDATE: Wal-Mart abruptly amended this listing just moments ago, clearly because the link that many of us got began to circulate so rapidly. Wal-Mart has issued an apology and blamed the incident on a problem with its "movie cross-selling system" -- an excuse that really doesn't add up. They want us to believe that the system, which appears to work just fine on every other DVD I checked, somehow managed to place all genres of DVDs that involved blacks (and not just say, a single black sci-fi flick) alongside "Planet of the Apes," yet it didn't even accidentally place a single non-black DVD there, too? Are they kidding me? The next thing they're going to try to convince us is that the company's "movie cross-selling system" accidentally placed "The African Queen" next to Season One of Logo's "Noah's Arc." Come on! I see that San Diego Johnny first wrote about this offensive and outrageous incident back in October, so we know it's been on Wal-Mart's site for at least a few months (and probably much longer), yet they're just now getting around to de-Duking it. Where's the American Family Association to call for a boycott now?

    7:37 P.M. UPDATE: Wal-Mart's PR flak Marshall Manson just e-mailed me (along with all the other bloggers writing about this, I'm sure) trying to sell me on the idea that because John Aravosis at AMERICAblog believes Wal-Mart's version of the story, it must be true. I'm a big fan of AMERICAblog -- but I hardly consider it the arbiter of racism -- and I find it hard to believe that John would knowingly allow Wal-Mart to exploit his reputation to try to clean up this mess. (If so, I hope you're being paid nicely, John -- just make sure you disclose it, OK?)

    Here's the thing: I don't think Wal-Mart or its computer programs are inherently "racist." But it's pretty obvious to me that someone who works on the company's Web site thought this would be a funny thing to do and now that it's been exposed Wal-Mart is covering its tracks. And if we've learned nothing else in the past few years, it's that the cover-up is what causes the most damage.

    So please, Wal-Mart, let's call a spade a spade (pun intended). This was not a computer-generated error. Figure out who did this, fire this person, and go back to your Always Low Prices. Always. Got it?

    Sporting Wood: Craig Biggio



    Cutie Houston Astros second baseman Craig Biggio is a great guy on and off the field.

  • Read: Astros 'Killer B' Craig Biggio Named 2005 Hutch Award Winner (here)
  • Vintage Chucky

    It's quotes like this that make me so glad that Martina Hingis has decided to return to the professional tennis tour:

    She said it helps that some players on tour had idolized her growing up and had never faced her on the tennis court. "One thing I realize is that some of the girls, they do have respect (for me) and when I see them I have to take advantage of it," Hingis said.

    Hingis is looking awfully fit and has already rolled into the semifinals of her comeback event, down in Australia.

  • Read: Hingis 'Can Get Back to the Top' (Sydney Morning Herald)
  • Page 1 Consider (01/05)

  • Rose Bowl: Texas Stuns USC to Win National Title / Sorry, Matt. But it could be worse. Other Trojan failures have resulted in nine-month ordeals for guys like you. (AP)

  • Home Alone: Calif. Husband, Wife Leave Sons Home Alone / A married couple who got a dog sitter for their puppies but left the man's young children home alone while they vacationed in Las Vegas were arrested Wednesday, police said. / Arrested? When my parents did this I nominated them for Parents of the Year. (AP)

  • Vote for Something: Lynn Swann to Run for Pa. Governor / The former NFL star has so far revealed little about his political philosophy or the initiatives he would pursue as governor. Sounds like someone is stealing a page out of 3-time New York champ George Pataki's playbook to me. (AP)

  • Say Watt?: 'Daily Show' Writer Penning Musical About James Watt, Embattled U.S. Interior Secretary / Great. Just what Broadway needs, another musical about an embattled interior secretary. (Playbill)

  • Must Love Hooker/Gambling Addicts: Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards continue with divorce / I think Denise was re-reading the divorce papers with her two young children sitting at the table with her and she finally noticed that her husband was Charlie Fucking Sheen. Run, woman. Run! (Reuters)

  • Those Fickle Christians: TV station won't air show featuring Jesus Christ as a supporting character citing viewer complaints. You just can't win with these people. They wanna stick Jesus in your face in school, in government and everywhere, but you try to throw them a bone and put him in a sitcom and this is the thanks producers get? What if he were the lead? (AP)

  • Pete Knows Best: Townshend warns iPod users: Turn it down / He says kids don't realize that the dirty buggers can cause serious hearing loss. Other notable advice from the legendary Who guitarist: read lots of the kiddie porn. (AP)
  • She's a Gay Speaker

    Kudos to Christine Quinn who on Wednesday was elected speaker of the N.Y. City Council. She becomes "the first woman to lead the council, no less the first out gay person, and now the second most powerful political leader in the city."

    Quinn reportedly wept during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner (read: lovaaaaaaah), Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience.

    Quinn, 39, a Democrat, was elected by a vote of 50 to 0, with one member abstaining (something the Christian Coalition is wishing Quinn herself would do to avoid this unfortunate lifestyle choice).

    I'm heartened to see that Quinn joins more than 350 openly gay politicians across America, but I must say that I am a tad concerned about a lezzie who would cry in public. Hold it together, Mary. (Who's the gay speaker now?)

  • NYC Council Elects 1st Woman, Gay Speaker (Washington Post)
  • Wednesday, January 04, 2006

    Sporting Wood: David Beckham


    David Beckham wallpaper by Greg Jelinek.

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