Speedo Sunday

When a 6-1, 209-pound Aussie rugby league player comes parading through the lockerroom offering "fresh fruit" to his teammates in nothing but a Budgy Smuggler and a mustache, you know it's time to rethink your agnosticism. More juicy moments HERE.

Song of the Day: 'Touch It' by Monifah

Damian and I were so stunned that this fan did exactly what every gay wanted to when Boyd Cordner exited the rugby field, which (hilariously) prompted my fiance to launch into this late '90s ode to physical affection I'd -- surprise! -- never heard of ...

Morning Wood

The THIGHS have it.

Speedo Sunday

Yeah. We're still religiously watching RUGBY.

Saturday 'Stache

Another Saturday, another mustachioed RUGBY HUNK.

Saturday 'Stache

And did I mention that Ryan Papenhuyzen is a RUGBY PLAYER?

Tennis Tuesday

Looks like gay rugby pro Keegan Hirst knows his way around a tennis court, too. More of him HERE.

Morning Wood

Saturday 'Stache

Being on my blog is not 6-4, 260-pound rugby union player James Haskell's first time at the GAY RODEO.

Morning Wood

Where have you been my whole life, CHRIS ROBSHAW?

Morning Wood

See more of pro rugby player Malcolm Marx HERE.

Morning Wood

Go, Jaguares!

Speedo Sunday

Hubba-hubba! Discovered Australian rugby player Bernard Foley when he posed for a photo with Roger Federer at the ATP Champions in London. Didn't know whether to feature him for his ‘stache or his Speedo bod, so opted for the latter with a little bonus lip service. Lots more to ogle HERE.

Gay Rugby Player May Be About to Make History

Read what 6-foot-4 Keegan Hirst is slated to do HERE.

Swooning Over Clément Poitrenaud Mooning

Trust me, you want to see the French rugby union footballer DROP HIS DRAWERS in public. (Not super work friendly.)

George Burgess Can't Keep His Hands Off Himself

The 6-4, 265-pound English professional rugby league footballer -- who has been known to take NUDE SELFIES -- isn't shy with the family jewels around his equally hunky brothers. Watch for yourself here:

French TV Makes Rugby Locker Room Dreams Come True

Somebody up there likes me! Go inside HERE ... and HERE.

UPDATE: I'm told the guy on the left is Charles Ollivon, who you can find on Instagram HERE.

Burgess Largess

Tom, Luke, Kelvin Fletcher (aka the luckiest man on earth), Sam and George

I've had this shirt-on dream before. More photos of rugby-playing Burgess brothers genetic freak show HERE.

UPDATE:

I've been reminded that naughty twin George posted a nude selfie in 2013. View HERE.

Jag-Off Material

You won't even believe how sexy Argentina's Jaguares Super Rugby team is. See HERE. 

See 5' 10" 200lb. Rugby Stud Seamus Kelly in Action

  

,,, from USA Rugby vs. New Zealand on Nov. 1; Seamus is #13. The only way he could be hotter is if he grew back his MUSTACHE.