Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Taxes for Dummies


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Monday, October 12, 2015

If Madonna Calls


Not sure if this is old news, but I love it ...
"Before it was really official I was coming out, it was rumored ... I had never had so much media attention, it was really scary for me. Madonna called me out of the blue -- we had never met. She just called me saying, 'It's Madonna, and It just wanna say that I'm behind you,. I'm with you, I support you.'" -- Ellen DeGeneres 

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Quote of the Day


"Godspeed, Michele. Godspeed. I cannot believe you kept up that crazy conservative character for eight years." -- Stephen Colbert, bidding outgoing Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann adieu.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Toto-ly Hilarious


Thursday, November 27, 2014

Postcard From Arizona


"Goddamn it, put the fucking thing down." -- My mom, giving my stepfather helpful turkey-prep instructions. 

Monday, June 23, 2014

Quote of the Day


Monday, March 24, 2014

Words to Live By


Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Quote of the Day: Sheryl Crow


"I think that honesty is always the best bet and that the truth will set you free." -- Grammy winner and potential poet laureate Sheryl Crow, reacting to ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong's admission that he had been using performance-enhancing drugs all along.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Quote of the Day: President Barack Obama


"This all goes back to when we grew up together in Kenya. We had constant run-ins on the soccer field. He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America I thought it would be over.” -- President Obama, explaining to Jay Leno the genesis of Donald Trump's obsession with him. 

God, I love our president!