Rocket Man 2, Crazy Donald 0

But at least he pulled out of the nuclear agreement with Iran -- for honoring it.

Page 1 Roundup (07/03)

The Daily News: Harvey Weinstein hit with new sex charges in Manhattan — and could get life in prison if convicted

Shopper spends $1M at a North Carolina Toys 'R' Us just before store closes for good, plans to donate toys to local children

Opinion: Espousing socialism, playing with fire: A party uprising could spell defeat for the Democrats

Boy Culture: Memoir of Rainbow Flag creator Gilbert Baker to be published June 2019

People: Olivia de Havilland, last living cast member of 'Gone With the Wind,' turns 102

CNN: North Korea has increased nuclear production at secret sites, say U.S. officials

New York Post: The moment a boys soccer team was found alive in a cave

Suburban mom blames boredom for crime spree

Jackie Gleason’s iconic circular mansion on the market for $12M

The New York Times: Angela Merkel, to survive, agrees to border camps for migrants

Former EPA. aide says Scott Pruitt asked her to help find work for his wife, whose dream in life was to own a Chick-fil-A

The Wall Street Journal: Heavy breathing in Manhattan park is not what anyone thinks it is

Page 1 Roundup (03/09)

The Daily News: Could our local government be any more boring?

Two nurses charged with having sex with patients at residential care facility

Towleroad: Will Adam Rippon be on 'Dancing With the Stars'?

New York Post: Nuclear weapons don't kill people -- people kill people

Page Six: Emma Watson's new boyfriend is every gay guy's dream

The New York Times: Remember when the mere idea of (a Democrat) taking a phone call from North Korea constituted treason?

Crazy Donald authorizes tariffs, defying allies at home and abroad

Obama in talks to provide shows for Netflix

The Washington Post: Women in Iran are pulling off their headscarves -- and hoping for a ‘turning point’

TPM: White House refuses House oversight committee’s info request on Rob Porter

Mother Jones: Jeff Sessions has a huge conflict of interest in a federal bribery case -- and it keeps getting worse

The Wall Street Journal: Scientists asked people to send in frog mating calls and got everything but in response; a ‘deep, chirpy sound’

Song of the Day: 'Atomic' (live) by Blondie

But your hair still isn't beautiful, tonight or any other.

Page 1 Roundup (08/10)

The Daily News; Trump and cabinet contradict each other on North Korea threat

The New York Post: The Yankees are giving up on a century-old tradition

The New York Times: Deep Divisions Emerge in Trump Administration as North Korea Threatens War

The Wall Street Journal: New York’s Transit Meltdown Is One Hell of a Party—for Bus Drivers

Chicken L'il Hands

Apparently it has a note that says, "Orange chicken from North Korea."

Uncanny resemblance. But I'm not sure this is such a good idea when you're dealing with someone as childish and thin-skinned as Trump, who is likely to respond like an adolescent succumbing to peer-pressure when taunted on the playground.

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UPDATE:

Oh, good.

Page 1 Roundup (08/08)

The Daily News: Trump warns of 'fire and fury' after report reveals North Korea armed with missile-ready nuclear weapons -- what could possibly go wrong?

The New York Post: Sexy thief robbed Saudi diplomat after they left 1Oak

The New York Times: Glen Campbell, Whose Hit Songs Bridged Country and Pop, Dies at 81

The Wall Street Journal: Sorry I Missed the Wedding—I Forgot to Take Off My Eclipse  

Trump Suggests Game of BBQ Chicken

Turned a corner while discussing politics with my brother and his wife in Washington on Tuesday -- and apologies in advance to people who have children. But I now hope the GOP accomplishes every last one of its goals and turns the U.S. into a giant state of Kansas -- with a nuke on top. I'm not going to be alive that much longer anyway!

But if others want to harass members of this vile family, I say have at it. Read HERE.

Page 1 Consider (07/15)

Laughable headline from The New York Post, which wantonly fails to acknowledge that this may very well be President Obama's biggest accomplishment and most lasting legacy.