Capital Gains

 

My infamous Mug Shot Monday feature finally got some notice … that wasn’t vitriolic! 

Watch below:

Even "Capital One" guy Jeremy Brandt got a kick out this ...

Remains of the Day (01/29)

WeHo Times: Crunch Fitness closes West Hollywood steam room amid "inappropriate conduct"

The Randy Report: Senator Pete Buttigieg?

Tennis: Pam Shriver recovers her Grand Slam trophies that were stolen during L.A. wildfires

NYP: Anna Kournikova seen in wheelchair wearing orthopedic boot in rare public appearance

KIT212: Everyone's favorite gay "Jeopardy!" hunk is coming back ... again!

TMZ: "Smallville" star Tom Welling arrested for driving under the influence. See him in happier times skinny-dipping HERE; young and suited up HERE; and his "super" bulge HERE.

Gothamist: Man describes being drugged and robbed in Hell’s Kitchen gay-bar murder trial

BGay: Russell Tovey is starry-eyed for Tom Blyth in new gay romance "Plainclothes"

TV Line: How the late Linda Lavin will be written out of the upcoming Hulu comedy "Mid-Century Modern"

Josh Rincon: What does "Myspace Tom" look like today?

The Advocate: You know what would be far more helpful to trans people than retrofitting history (activists) or being a stickler and crank about all things trans (Martina Navratilova)? Uniting to win elections.

Alan Ilgan: What would you give to take your mom to two Broadway shows for Mother's Day?

Queerty: Jeremy Allen White will go bi-for-pay in new Netflix series from "Call Me by Your Name" author

ArtNet: A critic sees "queer erasure" in Smithsonian Museum’s Felix Gonzalez-Torres display

ICYMI: A new resolution in Idaho calls for the Supreme Court to review its ruling in Obergefell v. Hodges, saying America must return to the "natural definition" of marriage, which is “between one man and one woman"

Hot Cat of the Day: I'm so happy Mr. Satchel's fortunes have changed! xo

New wave legend: Robert X. Planet (of Killer Pussy fame) gets memorialized in his hometown alt weekly

Far Out: Debbie Harry picks her four favorite tracks from the 1960s

RIP: Robert Cromey, ally priest who performed San Francisco's first same-sex church weddings, dies at 93

Queerties 2025: See the nominees and vote HERE.

Wrestle Wednesday: I'm hearing that Michael Hawke's wonderful Gay New York 1970s and '80s group, which I blogged about last year, has grown from 600 to nearly 45,000 members! See what all the excitement is about -- such as these randy wrestlers -- HERE.

Prisoner of Love

If, God forbid, I ever get locked up, please let me be roommates with this guy.

Surely he's just "misunderstood." 

Page 1 Roundup (01/24)

 

The Daily News: But I thought all you had to do was elect a 'Republican' mayor and stuff like this ceased happening?

Instinct: Try to act surprised that someone has already died onboard that ill-advised gay cruise 

The Guardian: Teachers sacked for being gay warn religious discrimination bill will empower similar dismissals

Gay Times: Netflix announces full cast for live adaptation of gay graphic novel 'Heartstopper'

KTLA: ‘I never envisioned this day would happen’: Gay Dodger exec gets married on pitcher’s mound in Chavez Ravine

Boy Culture: Far too many Italian-Americans are Republicans for my taste, but at least the men are good for something

Mug Shot Monday: Part-time cop accused of scheme to lure teens to firehouse for rape

GCN: LGBT films to stream in February

The Advocate: Louie Anderson, who survived a gay blackmail scandal, has died of cancer at age 68

The Washington Post: ‘Casablanca’ had a rocky start. Its stars never expected it to become a classic.

Tennis Australia -- fresh off approving Novak Djokovic's medical exemption -- defends banning ‘Where is Peng Shuai?’ messages at Australian Open

A 12-year-old wrote his governor to oppose a gun law. A stray bullet killed him on Christmas.

Daily Mail: Irish soccer coach busted for refusing to wear mask, mooning Delta flight attendant, passengers: feds

Gimme Shelter: Jesse Tyler Ferguson re-lists NYC home for $1.4 million

Duplex at Jackie Kennedy Onassis’s former Fifth Avenue lair asks $8 million

Tina Turner and husband buy $76 million Swiss estate as a ‘weekend retreat’

Mansion on land where Manson murders took place listed for $85 million by ‘Full House’ creator

New York Post: Stephen Sondheim left behind an estate worth an estimated $75 million

Iconic fashion designer Thierry Mugler dead at 73

Page Six: Goldie Hawn details being sexually harassed by cartoonist Al Capp

Greg in Hollywood: The great Christine Baranski profiled on 'Sunday Morning'

The WoW Report: Watch the message Betty White filmed for her fans for her just-missed 100th birthday

Socialite Life: Jeff Goldblum and Charlotte's ex-husband walked the Prada runway

The New York Times: Daphne Merkin examines her complicated feelings about Joan Didion’s writing, iconic status and legacy

 NCAA reorganizes around new constitution that shifts power to universities; organizing body in college sports also adopted new rules for transgender athletes to mirror other elite sports in the United States

A new jazz opera reimagines Socrates’ final hours. Expect queer romps, ancient Greek in-jokes and plenty of tulle

No matter how many cool cities a red state has, this is why you need to live in a blue one

The Wall Street Journal: Your hotel concierge is probably a texting robot. Srsly.

The great hamster rescue sends Hong Kong into a furry frenzy

Hot Cat of the Day: It seems Harvey isn't the only "corner bar" kitty in town!