Just Call Me Dick Tracy

This is why I'm so convinced Jennifer Aniston has other things on her mind besides the Brangelina news.

Page 1 Roundup (09/21)

Another hilarious New York Post cover, -- but speaking from experience, I somehow doubt Jennifer Aniston gives a rat's ass about this. (Am I wrong?) Read HERE. 

The Daily News, however, does quote an anonymous source as saying Jennifer said, "Yeah, that's karma for you" when she heard about the split. Read HERE.

Federal Complaint Traces Ahmad Khan Rahami’s Steps Before Bombings / Read HERE.

Hey, Check Out My New Phone! It Does Nothing. Read HERE.

Mixed Messages

  Well, I guess it depends on who you ask. Or was it a "Band of Gold" situation?

Picture Perfect

Just because the tabloids don't have a photo of Jennifer Aniston with her new man, Paul Sculfor, doesn't mean they can't run one for a hot cover story. (Gawker)

Previously: Paul Sculfor Does the A-List Walk of Shame

Paul Sculfor Does the A-List Walk of Shame

I've never really seen what the big deal was about Jennifer Aniston, but suddenly she just got a lot more interesting ...