Remains of the Day (05/09)

Baseline: Federer, Nadal and more bid farewell to the great David Ferrer

San Francisco Chronicle: Speaker Nancy Pelosi declares nation in "constitutional crisis"

Instagram: This guy's 'stache can't wait till Saturday

Gold Derby: Bob Newhart to receive Career Achievement Award

The New York Times: Why should children have to learn to "defend themselves" from murderers in our schools?

ABC7: Sorry, this kind of "forgiveness" just pisses me off

NYT Magazine: My cousin was my hero -- until the day he tried to kill me

Instagram: Your afternoon workout with my favorite mustachioed cop

Dlisted: Woodstock 50 sounds more like a sequel to the Fyre Festival than the legendary '60s music festival

Towleroad: Facebook's gay co-founder joins Elizabeth Warren in saying it's time to break the social-media giant up

Queerty: Chris Hemsworth turns to stripping in new comedy

TV Line: First look at the "Beverly Hills, 90210" reunion 

The Hill: Poll shows Trump would lose to most Democratic candidates, but for some reason not to Elizabeth Warren ...

Greg in Hollywood: I wonder if "The Talk" hired the real Marie Osmond, or the hologram from her Nutrisystem ads

Instagram: Normally I find it annoying when guys walk around with their pants hanging off ...

The WoW Report: Abortion is now essentially illegal in Georgia -- and that's a state that's becoming purple

Boy Culture: Andreas Petsides is one of the sexiest underwear models yet

The Wall Street Journal: I donated my kidney to a stranger to save my brother's life (ICYMI)

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Hot Cat of the Day: He may not be the most athletic of the litter, but he's awfully cute!

Nole Back in 'Top' Form?

Didn't watch a lot of the Paris Masters over the weekend, but was stunned to see David Ferrer had finally manged to beat Rafael Nadal. (Or should I call him Rafael Williams? He seems to have adopted the sisters' strategy when it comes to non-Slams.) Novak Djokovic beat Roger Federer in the semis, then took out defending champion Ferrer, 7-5 7-5, to capture the title and keep alive his hopes of reclaiming the world number one spot by the end of the year. Reuters reports: The Serb recovered from a break down in both sets to snatch his third consecutive title, and the 40th of his career, following victories in Beijing and at the Shanghai Masters last month. "I knew that coming into the match I was going to have to work for my points," Djokovic told a news conference. "He was not going to give me too many free points. He was going to run for every ball. He's a great competitor, one of the most respected guys on tour because he works hard and he's very humble and he's a very nice person."

God Said Haas

Not even an Easter-egg-dye-colored T-shirt could keep Tommy Haas' fairy tale ride alive in Miami, where he lost to human backboard David Ferrer in the semifinals, 4-6, 6-2, 6-3. It was an incredible run -- and here's hoping he has plenty more in the tank in the year ahead!.

Top 5 Men - Fun Facts Challenge

The top players in the world are all competing in Indian Wells this week. But it's this off-court pop quiz the top five are given about each other that's the best show in town!

Speed Round

CNN may be the most useless name in news. But if this Q&A with Andy Murray, David Ferrer, Tomas Berdych and Janko Tipsarevic is any indication, maybe tennis is the network's true calling!