Page 1 Roundup (09/21)

The Daily News: Aaron Hernandez had 'most severe case' of CTE doctors have seen in player his age; Fiancee sues Patriots and NFL

The New York Post: Death toll from Maria rises in Puerto Rico

Page Six: Josh Duhamel was over Fergie ‘being a rock star again’

The New York Times: Facebook to Turn Over Russian-Linked Ads to Congress

The Wall Street Journal: Silly Rabbit! Original Trix With Artificial Colors Is Back After Customers Revolt

Radishes and turmeric didn't work like artificial flavors; "It's basically a salad now"

Breakfast Shapes Up Nicely

Pretty tasty, but not quite as good as Crispy Hexagons.

General Mills to Make Girl Scouts Cookie Cereals in 2017

Breakfast cereal is already my weakness, but now they're gonna throw Girl Scout cookies into the mix? Get ready for my new show on TLC: #My600PoundLife 

Cereal Killer

As seen in Morocco by my Facebook pal Geoffrey!

Now With More Tail

  Although this sounds like an entry from the #RejectedCereals meme going on now, I could really go for a bowl.