Birthergate 2: Electric Boogaloo

Gee. What were the odds that *this* crap would start again with another black candidate? It truly will never end. (Read all about this scumbag, who also tried to smear Robert Mueller, HERE.) #MakeRacismWrongAgain

Page 1 Roundup (07/11)

The Daily News: Focus on the immigrant kids who are being used as pawns -- and who are still separated from parents, writes Mike Lupica

Woman found dead in trash compactor of high-end Union Square condo

Woman calls cops on black 12-year-old boy delivering newspapers in Ohio neighborhood

Instagram: You don't have to be Catholic to observe Ass Wednesday

New York Post: Meet the heroic Navy SEALs from the Thailand cave rescue

Sarah Palin is just as dumb as you remember

Towleroad: Dick Cheney is just as evil as you remember

The New York Times: Why are Dems even bothering to fight the inevitable on Brett Kavanaugh?

A (mostly) gay, celebrity-filled party returns to the Bowery

If you're wondering why these blatantly racist things keep happening, remember that shit trickles down

The Wall Street Journal: Like your steak aged 36 months? Try 17 years

Dish It Out

Wondered what this larger-than-life-size birth certificate was doing in the window of Fishs Eddy, the Flat Iron purveyor of funky dishes, glassware and kitchen utensils. Turns out it's -- surprise! -- Barack Hussein Obama's, and it's a window display for the store's latest product: the Obama Birth Certificate dish. Read all about it HERE -- so much for not talking religion or politics at family gatherings! -- but based on the sign down below, it's sounds like they're in high demand.

The Never-Ending Story

Now that it's clear the birthers are totally on to Barack Obama's phony birth certificate, I guess it's a good thing I'm not a black person running for president anytime soon. I just looked at mine (or was that my "certification of live birth"?) and noticed it actually has a factual error on it (what exactly were they up to when they said there were three children still living born to my mother when in fact there were two, plus one born alive but now deceased?).

 Not only that, the back side has the early '80s doodlings of my baby sister, Jennifer mysterious Arabic writing on it. I guess it wouldn't take these amateur sleuths long to figure out that I was really born in Dearborn Saudi Arabia and my real middle name is Limahl.

Sure, both of Obama's and my parents had the good sense to "plant" a birth announcement in the local paper to ensure maximum natural bornness. But fear not, these patriots are way too quick to fall for that.