Rex Rated

Everyone's buzzing about Simon Rex's self-deprecating new Web series, "Rex" (watch HERE). The trailer looks kinda interesting (Paris Hilton, Jamie Presly and Lance Bass play themselves). But I'm still partial to Simon's 1990s pre-manscaping "gay" jerkoff film (not work friendly) (I guess we know where Gavin Rossdale got the idea for his band name). While it's painful to watch the young Rex give his dick a rug burn, he's so hot you can hardly fault him for looking at himself in the mirror half the time. Talk about serious Rex appeal ...