Waiter, There's a Virus in My Soup

Unbelievably crass cover line on this old issue of People magazine. (Couldn't they have at least said came with "HIV"?) Thankfully, a lot has changed since 1990.

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Is People's 2016 Sexiest Man Alive

Works for me. Read HERE.

Who Will Be People's Sexiest Man Alive?

I think the magazine's Sexiest Man Alive this year will either be a JACKED-UP John Krasinski, a BEARDED Prince Harry or a pussy-grabbing Donald Trump.

When Tennis Was a Sport of the 'People'

Chris & Jack Are Just Pals / Read HERE.

While it's true that tennis has never been a bigger and more international sport than it is now -- Serena Williams has taken in more than $80 million in prize money alone to Chris Evert's $8 million career earnings -- I don't think anything illustrates the point of how much "bigger" tennis was back in the day than the number of times the Ice Maiden was featured on People, a magazine whose cover wouldn't touch a tennis player with a 10-foot pole these days. Whether she was arriving on the scene, having high-profile affairs, marrying or starting a family, People couldn't get enough -- nor could I.

Tennis's next star / Read HERE.

Why Chris Quit Tennis / Read HERE.

Special Delivery / Read HERE.

On top of that, can you imagine anyone since Andre Agassi warranting coverage like this?

Jimmy Connors: A Tennis Brat Grows Up / Read HERE.

The Love Match: Bjorn Borg and Mariana Simionescu / Read HERE.

The Trailblazing Kings: Billie Jean and Larry  / Read HERE.

Love's Labors Lost: John McEnroe and Tatum O'Neal / Read HERE.

Monica Seles Stabbed at tennis match / Read HERE.

Jennifer Capriati: Losing Her Grip / Read HERE.

Overcoming her fear, Monica bounces back / Read HERE.

Have Roger Federer, Maria Sharapova or either Williams sister ever been on the cover?

The Agassi and the Ecstasy / Read HERE.

Double Fault / Read HERE.

Andre Agassi (With Some Fräulein in the Background) Opens Up / Read HERE.

Starting to look like Andre Agassi was the last true tennis star. Roger and Serena are beloved in the tennis world, but their crossover appeal pales in comparison to the heroes of yesteryear.

People Magazine Pays Tribute to the Faces of Orlando; Sen. Chris Murphy Says #Enough

People's editor in chief Jess Cagle just posted this on Facebook. I'm touched by his call to action -- learn more HERE -- and would love to see this become the biggest-selling issue of all time.

Meanwhile, Chris Murphy of Connecticut may be the hero we've been holding out for. He's leading Democratic senators in a filibuster on the Senate floor to force lawmaker discussion around gun violence and gun control in the wake of the Orlando shooting. ...

Watch it live HERE.

'Bachelor' Padding

Download HERE.

Gee, how did they narrow it down to just one volume? ...

People Magazine Names Its 25 Most Intriguing

If by "intriguing" you mean "minimally talented spoiled brat" then yes, Angelina Jolie is intriguing.

Chris Hemsworth Is People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2014

I definitely get it, although he wouldn't have been my choice. (Chris Pratt was robbed.) What do you think? See more pic(k)s HERE.

 And even sexier with a MUSTACHE.

Jess for Kicks

First Sharon Tate and now this homage to the premiere issue? Jess Cagle sure is shaking things up over at People -- and I approve! 

People Who Need (Hot) People

Not sure if I agree with People's choice for sexiest man alive -- the second Adam Levine pic helps, but he's the type who has become less sexy the more you get to "know" him -- but Henry Cavill, Zac Efron and Scott Eastwood are definitely heading in the right direction.

 See more HERE.

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