Remains of the Day (10/07)

Sean Carnage: Remembering gay television pioneer -- and my pal -- Jack E. Jett 

Rowena Chiu: Harvey Weinstein's former assistant breaks her silence about his attempted rape: "He told me he liked Chinese girls"

KIT212: Rugby hunk Thomas Burgess vacations in his tiny budgy smuggler

YouTube: 'President of Finland' vents his spleen about Trump's reindeer games

Twitter: A snippet of Michael Musto's gender medley -- he's got pipes!

Instagram: Did Noah Rubin silence critics of homophobic player Sergiy Stakhovsky?

AceShowbiz: Miles Teller -- known for his "high-ball glass c**k" -- on bulking up and growing a mustache for "Top Gun 2"

Back2Stonewall: Remembering the heartbreaking murder of Matthew Shepard

Sun-Sentinel: Baby sea turtle found dead in South Florida had 104 pieces of plastic in its body

BosGuy: Who says traditional boxers aren't sexy?

Seattle Times: Arrest made in death of Federal Way teen nearly 30 years after her body was found

Metrosource: Is it wrong to want more sex than my sugar daddy?

The New York Times: Demi Moore shares a peek behind the scenes of her No. 1 best seller

Greg in Hollywood: Mitzi Gaynor profiled on “CBS Sunday Morning”

Instagram: Steve Raider humps in mattress in nothing but blue briefs and matching socks

Twitter: Not all heroes wear capes -- but this one did

BBC: Falling felines: Keeping cats in high-rise flats safe

Boy Culture: You like hairy chests and short shorts?

Trump endorses Turkish military operation in Syria, shifting U.S. policy

Mitch McConell warns pullback of U.S. forces in Syria would benefit Russia (shocker), Iran and bolster ISIS as bipartisan criticism of Trump's decision mounts

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Hot Cat of the Day: Someone just found the funnest toy ever!

Miles Teller Brags About His 'Highball Glass' Penis

Miles Teller's turn as a leading man in "Fantastic Four" apparently flopped at the box office, but his publicist is said to be doing damage control on a different front, trying to clean up the messy interview his client did for Esquire, in which he compared his penis to a highball glass, boasted of all the pot he had smoked and mused about his appearance, saying, “I was thinking about that today, how I probably think I’m better looking than the public thinks I am.”

The New York Times looks back at famous celebrity interviews gone wrong HERE, but I think Jezebel's Fuck, Marry, Kill game that featured Mr. Highball is far more interesting:

The case for fuck: If you're the kind of person who likes funny dudes, Teller is funny. He is also very cute and was the only really decent part of the remake of "Footloose." Lastly: "Naked acrobatics are on my resume" -- Miles Teller, 2014.

The case for marry: He is good friends with Shailene Woodley, which means that if you married Miles, you could hang out with Shailene Woodley, who is basically one step away from living in a tree. YOU COULD VISIT SHAILENE WOODLEY IN HER TREEHOUSE.

The case for kill: He's never really been broken up with. "I'm always the first break up with them," Teller said in a recent interview. He also seems like the type that has a tendency to flirt with people constantly. And what happens when the laughter stops? Is he secretly just a pit of despair? Maybe you don't want to find out. Verdict: Fuck. Miles Teller looks like fun.

P.S. I'd never heard of him before today, so the interview wasn't all in vein vain.