Page 1 Roundup (10/13)

The Daily News: Never forget that Ivanka's handbag line needs to be endlessly defended, but these Puerto Ricans need to quit their whining.

The New York Post: I think they make a hot couple.

The New York Times: Louisiana Sheriff’s Remarks Evoke Slavery, Critics Say

The Wall Street Journal: Roger Goodell Has a Secret Defender on Twitter: His Wife or, Roger Goodell's Wife Needs to Get a Life

Irma's Silver Lining

Sending my best to everyone affected by the hurricane. At least one good thing came out of something so devastatingly awful. 

Page 1 Roundup (09/11)

The Daily News: Hurricane Irma thrashes Florida, leaving millions without power; ‘humanitarian crisis’ declared in Keys

The New York Post: Cops rescue family from car submerged in Irma floodwaters

The New York Times: Who could have seen that rude, smelly, overpriced taxi cabs could be a fragile business model?

The Wall Street Journal: Fear No Weevil: A Small Southern Town Embraces Its Peculiar Monument