Morning Wood

If you're not watching "BH90210" because it's hilarious, then you might want to tune in for Kelly Taylor's NEW BODYGUARD.

Remains of the Day (08/19)

Lucky Pierre: My shirt's on the way -- and 20% of the proceeds go to Mayor Pete's campaign!

USA Today: NYPD fires officer in Eric Garner case 

Towleroad: Ottawa Mayor Jim Watson comes out as gay

Instagram: His ass and what he's doing with an exercise ball are beautifully obscene

The Hill: FEC's Republicans block all investigations into allegations that Russians illegally donated to the National Rifle Association in an effort to benefit Trump's 2016 presidential campaign

Dlisted: Michael Sheen denies that he had a girlfriend when he got with his current pregnant one

USTA: This year's Open Pride -- with Billie Jean King, Adam Rippon, Jason Collins, Billy Bean and Brian Vahlay -- is shaping up to be a memorable one! UPDATE: Event now full.

The Randy Report: Out (and hunky) New York candidate Targeted with fake ad and suggestive innuendo

TV Line: Fall TV 2019: Your handy calendar of 100+ season and series premiere dates

Gr8er Days: When Peter Gallagher was young, naked and hot

ABC News: Stacey Abrams on what's more important than running for president

Instagram: It's not funny unless someone gets hurt

Instinct: Anyone else obsessed with the latest incarnation of "90210"?

NewNowNext: “Queer as Folk” TV reboot will be on NBC's new streaming service instead of Bravo

Boy Culture: Glenn Corbett was born in 1933, but in his prime he looked like a modern-day Instastud

Newsweek: I trust she was fired for not using a verb 

The New York Times: What makes people charismatic, and how you can be, too

Ask Daddy: This is why I hate the way gay men chat online

Hot Cat of the Day: Just a baby and already knows a perfect bed when he sees one!

Page 1 Roundup (08/07)

The Daily News: Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison, author of ‘Beloved’ and ‘The Bluest Eye,’ dead at 88

Dad of 4-year-old girl left wandering Brooklyn streets after botched day care drop-off blasts dopey driver

YouTube banned a 14-year-old girl after she posted a video calling LGBTQ people pedophiles -- naturally she is a rising star in ultra-conservative circles.

CJR: NYT executive editor tries (very much) in vain to explain one of the paper’s worst headlines ever. I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: The Times is legendary, but it was completely unprepared for something like Trump -- and still can’t find its footing

Instgram: They haven't posted many photos together lately. But this might be the most compelling piece of evidence that Jan-Michael Gambill and Malek Alqadi are still a couple

Back2Stonewall: August 1965: Washington Post reports federal workers can claim disability for being gay

New York Post: Here we go ... because you remember when "left-leaning" candidates joked with their supporters when one of them talked about shooting people?

 Drug dealer who tried to escape Brazil prison by dressing up as daughter is found dead

If you're a woman, you don't want to be in India

This football-throwing tweet is Robbie Amell’s ‘nightmare’

Dlisted: Seeing this has me even sadder about Luke Perry's untimely death

The Randy Report: "60 Minutes" caught up with Olivia Newton-John

Instagram: Now appearing in Chelsea (hubba hubba)

Penta: Sting Pays $67.7 million for another Robert A.M. Stern-designed apartment

Associated Press: Creepy correspondence from Theodore Cardinal McCarrick illustrates his ability to groom young victims for sexual abuse, experts say

The Washington Post: ‘We don’t want him here’: Trump to face protests and skepticism as he visits El Paso and Dayton after mass shootings

The New York Times: ‘Red flag’ gun control bills pick up momentum with GOP in Congress

 Toni Morrison, towering novelist of the black experience, dies at 88

The Wall Street Journal: Tired of waiting for Brexit, Britons munch through Nutella stockpiles

Men are wearing fishing vests in the city (really)

Play starring Jake Gyllenhaal has strong Broadway showing

Page 1 Roundup (07/19)

The Daily News: 200th FDNY member dies of 9/11-related illness

Biden, Harris will face off again in next round of Democratic debates

Instagram: Your morning workout with Chris Clark

New York Post: Subway stop floods after downpour knocks out wall in Queens

 Jeffrey Epstein denied bail, will remain in jail while awaiting sex trafficking trial

Student’s senior photos in legendary bathrobe go viral

NPR: 'Pharma pro' Martin Shkreli loses appeal, will stay in prison

Instagram: Was Robert Farah wearing underwear at Wimbledon? 

Rolling Stone: Jay and Silent Bob fight reboot in ‘Jay and Silent Bob Reboot’ trailer

Newsweek: Pastor said he was sucking demons out of men he sexually assaulted, lawsuit claims

Quill & Pad: Wrist watching at Wimbledon 2019 starring Roger Federer, Novak Djokovic, Pharrell Williams, Serena Williams, the Duke of Kent and Jack Nicklaus

The Hill: Poll: Michelle Obama most admired woman in the world

MetroSource: Don’t miss your chance to see Adam Lambert fronting Queen

Variety: A pop-up Peach Pit is coming to L.A. 

OMG Blog: Beefy Austin Armacost gives fans what they want

Wet underwear contest: British models take a trip to a Thai beach 

The Washington Post: Trump to nominate Eugene Scalia, the son of the late Supreme Court justice, as his next secretary of Labor

How a racist tweet became a Trump rally chant in three short days

The New York Times: Rape case judge resigns over ‘good family’ remark; State orders training

New charges in Stormy Daniels hush money inquiry are unlikely, prosecutors signal

Notre-Dame came far closer to collapsing than people knew. This is how it was saved.

The Wall Street Journal: San Francisco’s department store Buddha reveals its longheld secret

Remains of the Day (02/27)

Entertainment Weekly: "Beverly Hills, 90210" revived by Fox with original cast and big twist

NewNowNext: 23 reasons Elizabeth Taylor was the ultimate AIDS activist

Variety: Oprah Winfrey to host "After Neverland" special with Michael Jackson accusers

Towleroad: BYU mascot "Cosmo the Cougar" comes out as gay in powerful op-ed

The Washington Post: North Carolina political operative indicted in election fraud case that upended congressional race

Dlisted: How Irish do you have to be to drink Lucky Charms flavored beer?

NPR: Two black women are headed for runoff in Chicago's mayor race

Medium: The lies and money behind the Oakland County child killings case

The Randy Report: Cute gay couple used in odd toilet-paper ad

POZ: 5-year decline in U.S. HIV infection rate stalled from 2013 to 2016

The Daily News: Michael Cohen testifies that Trump thinks Don Jr. has "the worst judgement of anyone in the world"

Politico: Michael Cohen testifies that Trump was told of WikiLeaks' Democratic email dump

Inside Tennis: Despite what we heard yesterday, apparently the Justin Gimelstob drama is not over yet -- although it sounds like it's heading to a no contest plea (with no jail time) for him 

Washington Blade: European Parliament passes historic intersex rights resolution 

BosGuy: Horny Max and his giant, um, "pickle"

Baseline: Watch Sloane Stephens and Alexander Zverev zip line in Acapulco

Instinct: British TV actor Ryan Sampson came out and introduced the world to his boyfriend

OMG Blog: "Black Panther" and "Fantastic Four" star Michael B. Jordan bares all

View this post on Instagram

📽 from @我)你的角度 "OMG!" 😯😯😯😼😼😼 ~ double tap ❤❤ 🐱🐱Shop for Cat Lovers 👉 @meowmeowcatclub bio #catloversclub

A post shared by Cat Lovers Club (@catloversclub) on Feb 18, 2019 at 11:16pm PST

Hot Cat of the Day: Cool as a cucumber (that he would be totally freaked out by)

The Men of '90210'

My friends used to make fun of me for having the hots for Brandon and Brenda's dad, Jim Walsh. (What can I say?) 

But that doesn't mean I wouldn't have jumped on some of the boys from West Beverly, too. What about you?

Vote HERE.

Ian Not Making This Up

And it gets better -- I was invited to attend and didn't go!

From a news release: 

Actor Ian Ziering and the Aflac Duck show off their fitness moves to celebrate Aflac’s latest campaign, the Duck hits the Gym! Working out is crucial to staying healthy, yet there are endless opportunities for unexpected accidents and injuries, which makes Aflac's supplemental insurance so important!