Monday, June 22, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup

 

Titles for Francisco Cerundolo, Frances Tiafoe, Linda Noskova and Marie Bouzkova. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.

 

Francisco Cerundolo made history by becoming the first Argentine to win the Queen's Club Championships, defeating Tommy Paul 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-3 in a grueling three-hour and two-minute battle. The seventh seed rallied from a set and a break down to claim his first career ATP 500 title and secure his second career grass-court victory over Paul.


Frances Tiafoe claimed the biggest title of his career by defeating Taylor Fritz 6-4, 6-4, to win the Halle Open singles final. With this historic grass-court victory, Tiafoe snapped a seven-match losing streak against Fritz and became the first American man to win the tournament since it began in 1993. 


Earlier in the tournament, Fritz had secured his own major milestone by gaining revenge against Ben Shelton, saving a match point in the quarterfinals to avenge his Stuttgart final loss from just five days prior.


The fourth-seeded duo of Marcelo Arévalo and Mate Pavic won the 2026 Queen's Club doubles title with a straight-sets 6–2, 6–4 victory. Their clinical performance against top seeds Harri Heliövaara and Henry Patten secured the pairing's first trophy of the season.


French duo Théo Arribagé and Albano Olivetti captured the doubles crown in Halle, defeating lucky-losers Daniel Altmaier and João Fonseca 7–6(2), 6–4.


Marie Bouzkova capped a marathon week in Nottingham by outlasting Emma Navarro 7-6(5), 4-6, 6-2 to claim her first career grass-court title in the longest WTA match of the season and the fourth singles crown of her career.

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It was nice to see Navarro back in a final after the health struggles that she has said forced her to step away from the tour for about a year. She looks "sturdier" now, but has not publicly disclosed a diagnosis or explained the change.


Update: Not sure where this person is getting the "hyperthyroidism" diagnosis, but if a bitchfest can erupt in the comments then I'm on board! 


Linda Noskova capped a breakthrough week in Berlin by defeating Jessica Pegula 6-4, 4-6, 6-3 for her first grass-court title, the second WTA crown of her career and a Top 10 debut ahead of Wimbledon.


I remember when Matteo Berrettini did an underwear campaign for Boss ...


But how I am blanking on Taylor Fritz in his skivvies? 




Colton Smith takes a break from killing innocent wildlife 


Ryan Seggerman and Jakub Paul




One lucky horse 




Manspread Monday with Josh Paris





Flavio Cobolli knows what he's doing 



Lawn jockey Andrea Pellegrino 


Jack Draper returns to action 





Blockx and Moutet will move into seeded position if anyone pulls out


Ollie('s) Target



Tommy Paul




Grigor Dimitrov 


Matt Terczynski


"Bot Season" 


Pepe Demi cleans up nicely


Maja Chwalinska's walking trophy


How do you say "lantern jaw" in Polish? 



Jan-Michael Gambill's pecs


Pam Shriver's hot sons



More of these two


Skins or shirts?


Guido Justo and Martin Rondina


King of Queens







Nicolas Moreno might want to get an order of protection 




Hot runners up








Leg day








Watch sex bomb Luciano Darderi HERE


A Russian doing Bulgarians ...


and Romanians 


Jakub Mensik


Just Jack


Chain of drools 


Alan Rubio and piece of ass Vito Dell'elba


Hello, Hady! 


Wonder if that mascot tried anything 


Matias Descotte


The WTA has never been more secure 





Who's Carlos's hot friend? 


'Stache Saturday 


Of course Jonesy would be hanging out with this one ...


Fashion-forward Tommy 


Adorable! 






Hugo Gaston's ass demanded a gif




I know this seems ridiculous -- getting a longer ban than people who actually test positive -- but if you refuse a test after seeing they're at your house, I think it's only fair to assume the worst of you.


By the numbers ...




1 comment:

Jaradon said...

Are you watching the world cup? Plenty of good looking guys like Declan Rice manspreading