Monday, May 18, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Jannik Sinner and Elina Svitolina took home the pies in Rome. Full report TK plus my painful separation from Quentin Halys and all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.


I will flesh this out more as time permits, but here's what I have so far ...

As feared, Jannik Sinner won the Italian Open on Sunday, defeating Norway's Casper Ruud 6-4, 6-4 in the final. With this monumental victory at the Foro Italico, the 24-year-old world No. 1 achieved several historic milestones, most notably becoming only the second man in tennis history -- after Novak Djokovic -- to complete the Career Golden Masters by winning all nine active ATP Masters 1000 titles.


Elina Svitolina captured the 2026 Italian Open title by completing a stunning tournament run that featured consecutive victories over top-five stars Elena Rybakina, Iga Świątek, and Coco Gauff, whom she defeated 6–4, 6–7(3), 6–2 in the final. It was the Ukrainian third time holding the trophy.


In a historic home triumph, Simone Bolelli and Andrea Vavassori defeated Marcel Granollers and Horacio Zeballos 7-6(8), 6-7(3), [10-3] to win the 2026 Italian Open men's doubles title, becoming the first all-Italian duo to win the tournament in the Open Era.




But in a sense, we all won! 



Vincitrici!


I noticed I hadn't seen any posts lately from Quentin Halys on Instagram -- where I've noticed that's he's occasionally looked at my stories -- despite his semifinal run in Bordeaux. Turns out my French husband, about whom I've expressed nothing but praise and affection, inexplicably BLOCKED ME, a la Chris Evert Lloyd Mill Norman


 If anyone has his oreille, please let him know I'm willing to go to couples counseling to try to save our relationship. I can change. xo


Who spread it better: Tommy Paul 


... or Flavio Cobolli 


Tommy would like another chance



Monsieur Lestienne: Marcos Giron's Constant companion likes what he sees 


And so do I ... 





Attention sponsors: When is Marcos going to get an underwear campaign? 




I'll bet I know how to rub Valentin Vacherot the right way 

Nicolas Barrientos is training at a very good level!



Laslo Djere won the 2026 Open de Oeiras II (an ATP Challenger 100 tournament) defeating Emilio Nava 6–3, 6–4 in the final. 




Maxence Broville's got the power 




Casper Ruud for me


Well hello, Thomas Faure!




Newly single Taylor Fritz in on the prowl


Hair goals with Camilo Ugo Carabelli


Belgian Raphael Collignon





All if forgiven, Luciano 





At 22 years old and standing 6 feet 2 inches tall, Juan Manuel La Serna achieved a major career milestone by winning his first ATP Challenger singles title at the 2026 Challenger Córdoba, defeating Franco Roncadelli 7–5, 2–6, 6–3 in the final.






Orlando Luz is a walking advert for OnlyFans even without the shirt ...





Now that my French side piece and I are on the rocks, here's hoping David Vega Hernandez is ready to step in


Romanian dead lifts with Elmar Ejupovic


Squats with Alessandro Coccioli


Peaceful Adam Jones 


Neal Skupski in motion 


With partner Christian Harrison 


I've made a wish ...


Miomir Kecmanović defeated Adolfo Daniel Vallejo 6-2, 3-6, 6-2 to win the 2026 Copa Faulconbridge title in Valencia. His support team looks about as proud of him as I did when a reader sent me a JO video the Serbian recorded on his phone!



29 candles for Tommy Paul


Coach Rob celebrates in Geneva with Sander Arends and David Pel








Nicolas Moreno & Co.


I'm buying whatever Robert Farah's selling 


Those Eysseric boys


Federico Bondioli receives some "specific" training 


The German University Tennis Championships looks like it had two winners 


Arthur Rinderknech and friends clean up nicely 


Jack Draper with hitting partner Sean Hodkin 


Meditative Jack



Tommy Robredo in all his glory 


Benjamin Lock holds the key






















When a sex worker wandered onto the set of TC Live




By the numbers




Movers and shakers


Unbelievable results from Sorana Cirstea 

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