Monday, April 06, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Titles for Tommy Paul, Rafael Jodar, Mariano Navone and Jessica Pegula. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.


My funny Valentin


Tommy Paul saved three match points in defeating Roman Andres Burruchaga 6–1, 3–6, 7–5 to capture the US Clay Court Championship in Houston, his first title on the surface and first title since 2024.


Former University of Florida teammates Ben Shelton and Andres Andrade took home the doubles trophy in Houston, rallying to defeat top-seeded Brazilian pair of Orlando Luz and Rafael Matos in the final 4–6, 6–3, [10–6]


A few months after having never played a tour-level main draw and just a week after his first ATP quarterfinal, 19-year-old Spaniard Rafael Jodar stormed to his maiden ATP title in Marrakech, defeating Marco Trungelliti 6-3, 6-2 without dropping serve. Kudos to Trungelliti for becoming the oldest first-time ATP finalist at 36!


Fourth-seeded Americans Robert Cash and JJ Tracy won the doubles title in Marrakech by defeating Vasil Kirkov and Bart Stevens 6–2, 6–3.


A winning pose




Can't get enough of seeing cutie-pie Mariano Navone winning his first ATP Tour singles title -- capturing the Tiriac Open in Bucharest by outlasting Spanish qualifier Daniel Merida 6-2, 4-6, 7-5 in a dramatic final to secure the trophy. 


The French pair of Sadio Doumbia and Fabien Reboul won the doubles title in Bucharest, taking out Adam Pavlasek and Patrik Rikl 6–1, 6–4. 


Jessica Pegula successfully defended her title in Charleston, defeating unheralded Ukrainian Yuliia Starodubtseva 6-2, 6-2 in the final. This victory makes her the first woman to win back-to-back titles in Charleston since Serena Williams in 2013. 

Elsewhere around the net ...


Blair Henley gets to the bottom of Valentin Vacherot


Watch HERE.




Baltic beef: Mark Lajal 


Valentin and his thighs talk about Monaco pride


Watch HERE.


Francisco Cabral and Joe Salisbury lost their first match together, falling 6-4, 7-6(2) to Hugo Nys and Edouard Roger-Vasselin.


But they looked like they had a good time. It was a year ago this week that we ran into Big Joe in Monaco






Aussie Adrian Arcon couldn't resist being a hair-hopper 


Watch him in more elegant times HERE.


Robert Cash strikes a pose 


Argentine sex bomb Federico Bove even has good taste in music 


I hear Tommy got a marriage proposal in Texas







I had a different kind of proposal after seeing THIS.


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Might be time for Plan B ... sex work


Speaking of which: Matteo and Andrea Vavassori 


I concur 


Grigor Dimitrov




Despite being the reigning champion of three of the four majors and a finalist in the fourth and having won the most titles in 2025, Carlos Alcaraz now finds himself having to either defend his Monte Carlo title or drop to No. 2 in the rankings






Tommy Paul is so brutally handsome that I praise him for continually reminding me how painfully boring he must be IRL 


Fede Coria was born to wear that jersey 


And to be by the side of Francisco Cerundolo


Jan-Michael Gambill oozing sex on a golf course 




Adorable Raphael Collignon





Retirement hasn't slowed down Robert Farah's need for attention one iota 


Franco Agamenone


Practice makes perfection: Lorenzo Musetti and Carlos Alcaraz


Liam Broady's million-pound smile in Miyazaki


With runner-up Harry Wendelken




Pure sex: Mick Assaf


Lorenzo Musetti isn't shooting blanks 


Yikes. I thought the beauty of being a tennis fan is that you never had to deal with this "fantasy" bullshit


Monte Carlo boys


Let's hope Matteo Tinelli and Aziz Dougaz filmed this session 


Lucas Miedler 


Might have known these two would be in cahoots 


Stefano Napolitano


Patrick Zahraj





I'd do whatever he says, Dino!


Why am I not surprised that the Monegasque Tennis Federation has someone on staff who looks like this?!


Vasek Pospisil enjoying the tennis bro life 


Hometown hero 







Fabien Reboul really seems to be enjoying this ...


Alexandre Aubriot




Valentin's bulge 2.0


Noah Rubin 


Stan and Gael's last stand





Tommy Haas: Got Milch?




I need to know A LOT more about David Vega Hernandez's "friend"



Alexandre Mueller 


Hailey Baptiste's box


Luciano Darderi is a smooth operator 


Watch HERE.




Tomas Etcheverry is one big man ...


By the numbers



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