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Sniff and Tell: "Lipstick Jungle" hunk Robert Buckley was spotted buying cologne at Bloomgindale's in Manhattan recently. But I can tell you from firsthand experience that he smells mighty good without it, fresh as a bar of Irish Spring. (PITNB)

Here Came the Brides: Congratulations to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, who were married at their Beverly Hills home over the weekend. (AP)

Newsies: Sorry Tom, Dan, Anderson and Brian. Just because Jon Stewart is a fake journalist doesn't mean he isn't the most trusted man in news. (NYT)

SubBttm4Hire: That McCain-loving Manhunt board member has resigned. (Towleroad)

Feel the Burn: It seems I'm not the only one losing their cool over other people's lack of consideration at the gym these days. Forget about road rage -- get ready for "gym rage." (DailyMail)

The Girl Can't Help It: "Hills" cutie Audrina Patridge may be borderline retarded (did you see what Chelsea Handler did with her last week?), but she sure hangs out with a lot of hot guys. (FYI: This one's BMX racer Corey Bohan.) (Audrina)

Courted: Sen. Ernesto Scorsone (D-Lexington) of the Kentucky state Senate has been picked by the bluegrass state's Democratic governor, Steve Beshear, to fill a vacancy on the Fayette County, Ky., circuit court. The post is in effect until Nov. 4, when Scorsone must win an election to fill the seat. Scorsone has no opposition in the race. (PageOneQ)

Photo Shoppe Memories: These days, it's not just Zelig and Forrest Gump popping up all over. (NYT)

Cruising: Is Daniel Snyder pimping out Colt Brennan and the boys to creepy Tom Cruise? (NYDN)

RIP: Artist Margo Hoff. (BoyCulture)