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Crowning Achievement: When I read that the new Miss America was from Michigan and had an eating disorder I had to stop for a second and think, Did I win? (AP)

Thx 4 Nothing: If you can't advertise for a hit man to kill your married lover's wife on Craigslist then where can you? (AP)

Gay for Pay: Be sure to check out Perry and Casey's homoerotic photo shoot from Bravo's latest reality offering, "Make Me a Superhomo Supermodel." (OutZoneTV)

Game Boy: A gimpy Tom Brady arrives in Phoenix for Sunday's big game. (NYDN)

Double Standard in the (313): It wouldn't be the mayor's office of Detroit without corruption, but why is the married city leader's lover resigning for doing the exact same thing he did? (NYT)

Da Lovely: How cool that a gay man is now the top dog over at The Arizona Republic, which happens to be where I began my journalism career back in the 1980s. With his promotion, Editor and Publisher says Randy Lovely has become the only openly gay editor of a major U.S. newspaper. When I e-mailed an old co-worker of mine about the cool news she replied, "Oh I heard it's all nellies and fat chicks there nowadays..." (Add trailblazer to my Special Skills, thank you very much.) (E&P)

Snap in (A)Z Formation: Why did I ever leave Arizona? First Tom Brady shows up needing a little TLC. Then they name an openly gay editor to run The Arizona Republic. Now the state's Democratic governor, Janet Napolitano, has told President Bush where to put his $1 million for "abstinence-only sex education," tell the Texas fraud that the programs "just don't work." (Snap!) (365Gay)

The Devil's Lezzie: As if Mitt Romney weren't unlikable enough, now Lynn Cheney is working for him. (AP)