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It's a "Boy": The media is reporting that First Lesbian Mary Cheney gave birth to a boy yesterday, but I'm guessing that's what they told Dick Cheney's mom when he came into the world, too. My question is Is it a human? I truly feel sorry for this kid: a lying, two-faced bitch of a grandmother and a twisted, egotistical grandfather. And I see his parents didn't even have the decency to give him a name befitting of both parents. Foreshadowing of things to come, I'd say. (WP)

Gay or European? A new poll shows that 85 percent of the British public supports legislation that makes it illegal to discriminate in the workplace, accommodation and adoption against gays and lesbians. This could hardly be seen as a surprise given the fact that all British men seem like poofers to begin with. Why would they want to risk it? (Source)

View to a Kill: Heroic Rosie O'Donnell could eat that retarded GOP puppet Elizabeth Hasselbeck up in one bite, but why bother? Instead of standing up to her Republican "friends" who say Rosie is a "fat lesbian" who thinks U.S. troops are terrorists, Hasselbeck bit her tongue as to not endanger her next invite to the White House for dinner with the queen. This delusional woman is such a "Republican," in fact, that she actually had the audacity to say on live television that she was not rich. I'm sure the 15 percent of families in New York making less than $18,000 a year would have something to say about that. (ShowBuzz)

West Sider: Jordin Sparks won "American Idol." Who? (Source)

Language Gap: Lawmakers who say the military has kicked out 58 Arabic language experts because they were gay want the Pentagon to explain how it can afford to let the valuable specialists go. I want to know too. (AP)