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My Favorite Pitcher: How hot would it be if Barry Zito joined the New York Mets? (RealGM)

Obituary: Florence "Rusty" Tullis, the strong-willed biker mother of a son with a rare disfiguring disease, who was portrayed by Cher in the 1985 movie "Mask," has died. She was 70. Tullis died of an infection Saturday at Beverly Hospital in Montebello about a month after being injured in a motorcycle accident. Ya gotta love a broad who keeps doing what she loves till the very end. RIP, Rusty. (LAT)

Only Her Optometrist Knows for Sure: Just when you thought you'd seen it all, eyelash transplants? (Newsweek)

Poor Baby: Disgraced lawmaker Mark Foley came out of rehab seclusion recently and told reporters that "It's just been a hard time." Um, slow down, sailor. Isn't that what got you into this mess in the first place? (AP)