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No! You Get Away From Me! Further proving that she is confused by what stalking means, the woman who says Colin Farrell won't leave her alone jumped out of the audience at a recent taping of "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" and approached Farrell. Security staff quickly removed her from the studio. (WENN)

26 Shots: How many police officers do you have to shoot to subdue a pit bull in the Bronx? (7Online)

Blogger/Murderer: I'm scared just looking at her. (MSNBC)

Chelsea Hotel Unhooked: Sid and Nancy's favorite bait and tackle shop is moving. (NYT)

Total Suckers: Who could have guessed that something bad would happen by having your teenage daughters meet guys on VampireFreaks.com? (NYT)

These Boots Are (Also) Made for Walking: It's very hard to tell if this woman who thinks she's Frank Sinatra's love child is right or not, but it's a pretty fascinating story. One thing is true: Sinatra's estate gave her $100,000 in December 2002 to go away. "All I ever wanted was my identity," Julie says at her temporary home -- a ranch in Sedona, Ariz., that she is caretaking for a friend. She sips thick stove-top coffee, and chainsmokes Sky Dancer cigarettes. "The sadness is that I knew who my father was but I was prevented from meeting him before he died. That still hurts. The money was never an issue with me. When I realized who I was, it explained so much about my life, gave me answers which were wealth in themselves. All my life I was lost, now I feel like a proper person." (Telegraph)