Page 1 News (05/18)

Spinal Melt: I'm so glad Lindsay Davenport pulled out of this month's French Open so I don't have to watch her quit trying for no reason at a pivotal point in a match. (AP)

Sex and the Kiddie: NBC has turned its Internet sex sting show, "To Catch a Predator," into the biggest franchise since "Police Academy." (NBC)

Down the Chimney: Cutie Jake Gyllenhaal talks to Arena magazine about wearing a Santa cap on his c**k and making love to Heath Ledger. (FemaleFirst)

Say Goodnight, Gracie! The series finale of "Will & Grace" airs tonight. Despite what many have said, I still think the show is about the best thing on television. (Reuters)

Boys' Room: Dear Pat Robertson: How do I get all of those J. Crew boys to hang out with me? Love, Kenny. (Advocate)